In the Beverage Museum Hospitality Room

Guy #1: That Coke you're drinking is about three years old.
Guy #2: (spits out soda)
Guy #1: And that beer's at least eight years old.
Guy #2: What are you running here? A beverage museum?

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 31, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

The Wastebasket?

Professor: We're so obsessed about wasting time. But where does the time go when it's wasted?

San Diego, California

Posted on October 12, 2008
California, Default, Philosophy, Questions, Teachers, Time Management

Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader

Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html

Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

Putting on a Sock Puppet Show– Why, What Were You Thinking?

20-something guy: I could do this all day. If you left me alone in a room with my hand, I could entertain myself all day.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on October 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Guys, Masturbation, Time Management, Washington, DC

Dunno What All the Fuss Is About

Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.

Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on October 2, 2008
Default, Gender issues, Guys, New Jersey, Old folks, Pregnancy, Time Management, Weirdness

The TV Series That Never Made It to Lifetime

Woman #1: Come on, hurry up! I want to go home.
Woman #2: Jesus, you sure do get cranky when you're sober.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/dont-we-all.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on October 1, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, Time Management, Wishes, Women

But Was He Grateful?

Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!

Bar
Victoria University
Australia

Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!

Posted on September 26, 2008
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Time Management

If They Don't Remember Their Own Birthdays, Do You Need to Bother with Presents?

Mom: Do you know what next Wednesday is?
Three-year-old son: Friday!

Country Club
Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Annie Tewkesbury

Posted on September 20, 2008
Default, Kids, Moms, North Carolina, Questions, Time Management, Words

Or, As in This Case, at Least Come Out Even

Girl #1: I'm so high.
Girl #2: Oh, I don't do that anymore, last time I was high I gave a two-hour blow job.
Girl #1: Oh my god, did a little piece of your soul die?
Girl #2 : Not really, Jesus Christ Superstar was on in the background.
Girl #1: Oh, well, musicals make everything better.
Girl #2: Definitely.

York, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on September 11, 2008
BJs, Default, Drugs, Girls, Movies, Music, Pennsylvania, Questions, Time Management

If Worse Comes to Worse, We've Rented Some Large Ducks

Airline personnel: We should be boarding the plane at 10:25… If we have a plane.

Airport
Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Burt

Posted on August 2, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Employees, Public transportation, Time Management, Virginia, Wishes

Time Management