It's Kind Of Required in San Jose

Slacker student boy, after teacher has announced half the class will have to take summer school: Yeah! Summer school!
Serious student girl: What's so great about summer school?
Slacker student boy: You get to get out earlier and you can do all sorts of shit without getting in trouble.
(serious student girl rolls eyes and shakes head)
Slacker student boy: Why don't you like summer school?
Serious student girl: I don't find the idea of waking up early through the summer appealing.
Slacker student boy: Have you ever had summer school?
Serious student girl: No, and I don't plan on doing so.
Slacker student boy: Don't be so sure of that, because one day you're going to start doing drugs.

San Jose, California

Overheard by: inoursecrets

Posted on August 12, 2009
California, Drugs, Education, Questions, Students, Time Management

With Sex, You Either Have a Good Time or a Good Story to Tell

Teenage girl: Yeah, he just couldn't orgasm! I spent like three hours on that shit, and after about an hour I was so thirsty I wanted to say “hold up, I'm gonna go get a big gulp.” (friend bursts into laughter)

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on July 26, 2009
Alabama, Gripes, Orgasm, Teens, Time Management, Wishes

In Hindsight, the Bible Could Have Been a Lot Worse

Young teenage girl with pink furry boots, rainbow hair, and seven facial piercings: Hey, if you were god, what would you do?
Young teenage boy with shaggy hair, acne, and a little boy face: I'd kill my foster parents.
Young teenage girl, totally ignoring her friend's response: I would totally make the world flat, so we could travel just by folding it in half. Imagine how much time and money I would save everyone!

Packed Train during Rush Hour
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on July 24, 2009
Canadia, Family ties, God, Money, Murder, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Time Management, Train, Wishes

Some People's Dirty Talk Should Be Confined to the Bedroom

Girl on cell: I have midterms! I don't have time to go to the fat lady with the lollipop! (pause) Buh-bye.

Roosevelt University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: morgz

Posted on July 13, 2009
Candy, Education, Girls, Illinois, On the phone, Time Management, Weirdness

I Read It in This Travel Brochure

Girl: All you Boston niggaz suck, ya'll pussies be leaving the party at two.
Guy: Cause niggaz get shot at three.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on July 10, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, Massachusetts, Murder, Time Management

I'd Pay My Bills Anyway, Sweetie

Woman: If Jesus isn't coming back this week, I just know it's going to be this month.

Edwardsville, Illinois

Posted on July 8, 2009
Illinois, Jesus, Time Management, Women

Yet You Know When Jennifer Aniston Changes Her Hair Color?

Mexican drag queen hosting a show: It's St. Patrick's day tomorrow…
Crowd: It's today!
Mexican drag queen: Is it tonight? I never know these things, I don't watch the news!

Gay Bar
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 22, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Latinos, Queers, Strangers, Stupidity, Time Management, TV shows

Dear Gays and Lesbians– Sure You Want This?

Sexy businesswoman on cell: No, I'll be here at the office for at least four or five more hours, honey. Love you. Bye. (sits down at bar next to young man and rubs his crotch) Husband's taken care of.

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu