Because You're the Big Top, Pee-wee

(two lesbians taking items out of the shopping cart to place in their truck)
Butch lesbian (picking up a heavy box): Why do I always have to carry the heavy things just because I wear the dildo?

Wal-Mart
Dublin, Ohio

Overheard by: Octopus seeks sucker fish for good times and long walks

Posted on August 14, 2015
Default, Gripes, Lesbos, Malls, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality, Toys

But More Expensive

Guy: You guys should get her a vibrator for her birthday.
Girl #1: Or we could just find her a man…
Girl #2: Nah… I think buying a vibrator would be easier.

http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/

Posted on August 13, 2015
Friends, Overheard in Sydney, Toys

…Ever See Crouching Vibrator, Hidden Weapon?

Teenage girl, on self defense: I think that 'bob' really works. People know I'm not messing around when they get my dildo thrown at them.

Hillsboro, Oregon

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on July 25, 2015
Girls, Oregon, Toys, Violence, Weirdness

Kid Surprises Are Fun, but Illegal

Woman #1, approaching register counter: Ooh! Kinder eggs! I love those things!
Woman #2: What are they?
Woman #1: They're chocolate! With something inside!
Cashier: They're hollow chocolate eggs.
Woman #1: With a surprise inside!
Woman #2: Ew!
Cashier: It's a toy.
Woman #2: Oh. A toy.
Cashier: Whoa, okay, just imagine you were a kid again, and what a surprise meant when you were a kid.
Woman #2: I know… I know. It's just, adult surprises are never fun.
Woman #1, walking out of store: What were you thinking it was going to be? A penis that would squirt all over you?
Woman #2: You never know! Adult surprises are always bad!

San Francisco, California

Posted on July 8, 2015
Candy, Clients, Cum, Employees, Kids, Penis, Questions, San Francisco, Shopping, Toys

But Play-Doh, If Eaten, Can Become Poop

Mom to four-year-old's horrified babysitter: Poop is not play-doh. That's the lesson we learned today.

Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, Moms, Pennsylvania, Poop, Toys

If 8-Bit’s Enough for You

Older woman: My first computer was a Commodore 64!
Younger woman: A what? That sounds like a sex toy.

Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on June 26, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Memory lane, Michigan, Technology, Toys, Women

…And Boy Are My Arms Tired!

Hootchie #1: Yeah, we just got back from a dildo party.
Hootchie #2: And we smell like two-dollar hookers!

Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on June 18, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Hoochies, Iowa, Money, Sensory experiences, Toys

Okay, Speak to Me Like I'm From Kentucky

Guy #1: What's a “ball gag”?
Guy #2: Oh, come on! Leather daddies and ball gags are always synonymous.

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on December 4, 2014
Default, Guys, Kentucky, Kink, Questions, Toys, Words

Herman Cain's a Busy Man These Days

Guy in tire store uniform: I don't have time to walk through this whole store. Just point me to the scooters and the black barbies.

Toys “R” Us
St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: got got got no time either

Posted on November 26, 2014
Employees, Florida, Time Management, Toys, Weirdness

Who Has Access to All The Sex Manuals Ever Printed

Middle-aged woman to 20-something: I never knew there was that much variety in shape, size, color and girth. I’m talking about butt plugs. Oh, I’m sorry. You look shocked. I forgot — you’re just a librarian.

Wedding reception, Caesar’s Palace, 3570 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on November 10, 2013
Jobs & Careers, Nevada, Strangers, Toys