Can't a Girl Do an Underwearless Can-Can Without Public Scrutiny?

Ghetto lady to two young boys: Stop lookin at my pussy!

20 Bus
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: nightfallcub

Posted on December 6, 2019
Colorado, Default, Hoochies, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Vagina, Women

You're No Pussy, Dad

Teenage girl to father: I didn't come out of her vagina, okay? I don't have to respect her.
Father: Well, I guess you don't respect me either, cause you didn't come out of my vagina!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: made my day

Posted on November 30, 2019
Dads, Family ties, Parenting, Teens, Vagina, Virginia, Weirdness

And Here I Sit with the Stubble of My Dreams

Angry neighbor: Well, obviously he didn’t appreciate the shaved vagina, or he would have called.

Elizabeth Street
Derby, Connecticut

Posted on October 7, 2019
Connecticut, Grumpies, Shaving, Vagina

I Knew I Should’ve Brought a Bigger Purse

Girl: Hold on — my vagina’s falling out.

Brookline Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: superjew

Posted on July 27, 2019
Chicks, Massachusetts, Vagina

Now Would You Mind Shutting Up and Blowing Me?

Guy: I don't have a favorite person. (pause, then begrudgingly) Well, I guess my favorite person is her… (points at girlfriend)
Girlfriend, unenthusiastically: Well, gee.

Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on July 16, 2019
Compliments, Couples, New Jersey, Relationships, Vagina

The Type Of Question That Should Be on the SATs

Teenage boy to school friend: Dude, why would you buy a pocket vagina and not use it?

High School
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Murray

Posted on May 23, 2019
Connecticut, Friends, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Shopping, Teens, Toys, Vagina

I'm Not Sure I've Heard This Version Of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

Teenage boy: She said his bazooka was too big for her funhole.

High School
North Carolina

Overheard by: aWkWaRd

Posted on March 31, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, North Carolina, Penis, Sex, Teens, Vagina

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp

[Two 18-year-old girls are browsing a table full of random items for sale at a Christian thrift store at a local church.]Girl #1: This candle holder would probably feel great inside my pussy.
Girl #2, barely startled: Haha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothenburg
Sweden

Overheard by: Donny Boots