Chick: If someone as good-looking as my brother is talking about your vagina, you’re doing something right.
Waffle House
Hagerstown, Maryland
Overheard by: Stephanie
Chick: If someone as good-looking as my brother is talking about your vagina, you’re doing something right.
Waffle House
Hagerstown, Maryland
Overheard by: Stephanie
Woman on phone: As long as she can wear it without showing her lady garden, then that's fine by me.
Christchurch
New Zealand
Twenty-something dude: When I grow up, and learn how to play an instrument, I’m calling my band he-gina and she-nis.
McKenna’s
Baltimore, Maryland
Drunk girl to drunk friend: Unless you live in my vagina, you wouldn't know!
Springfield, Illinois
Overheard by: Random Bar Guy
Teen girl to friend: I'm too sexy for my vulva.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Blonde, on childbirth: Well, there's blood, and there are vaginas, and both make people uncomfortable.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Girl: Did you just get a vagina?
Boy: I think it's bleeding.
Vancouver
Canadia
Male art student in response to female art student’s sculpture: It’s really kind of mortifyingly vaginal.
Allegheny College
Meadville Pennsylvania
Girl: Ryan, if you had a vagina, what would she wear?
Boy: She? What if I had a male vagina?
Boy #2: Oh, he would be so sassy!
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Livi
