You're Not Butch Enough for Us, Pal

Hobo to girls: Oh, ladies, I like the way your skirts move. (girls look disgusted) Sorry, I can't help it if I'm a lesbian.

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: Sticking with pants

Posted on April 30, 2019
Clothes, Default, Hobos, Sexuality, Washington, Weirdness

Cats Are Hypersensitive to Comma Faults

Boy: So why did you move here?
Girl: I was gonna go to art school and then I wrote this big essay and my cat shit on it.
Boy: Literally shit on it?
Girl: Yeah, I took it as a sign.

18 Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 18, 2019
Animals, Bus, Default, Education, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Poop, Questions, Washington

A Mom Can Dream, Can’t She?

Angry mother on the bus: Come here and sit down!
Four-year-old: No, it’s okay. I’m being good.
Angry mother: This bus is going to stop suddenly and you’re going to fall down and crack your head open on one of the bars, and before the bus gets back around to the hospital you will bleed to death!

Pullman, Washington

Overheard by: jeff

Posted on March 25, 2019
Advice, Bus, Death & dying, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Threats, Violence, Washington, Weirdness

We’d Be Wide Awake, but Our Cards Would Be Stained

Guy playing magic card game with a bunch of friends: All I’m saying is that somewhere, in an alternate universe, there is a table producing coffee!

Clark College
Vancouver, Washington

Posted on March 7, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Food, Philosophy, Technology, Washington, Weirdness

But I Don't Think Becoming a Baller Is a Reasonable Goal, Peewee.

Thug to friend: I ain't no dream killer!

Seattle, Washington

Posted on February 3, 2019
Friends, Murder, Thugs, Washington, Weirdness

Tonight on Logo

Guy with girl #1, yelling: Oh, hey! How's it going? I love your haircut!
Guy with girl #2, walking in opposite direction: Thank you.
Guy #1: Thank you!
Guy #2: You're welcome.
Guy #1: I love you!
Guy #2: I love you, too.

Olympia, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2018
Compliments, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Hair, Stupidity, Washington

…Assuming I've Successfully Turned You Gay. Now Let's Go Look at Window-treatments.

Little boy on bus: Mom, mom, what's that? (points at Showgirls)
Mom: It's a titty place! Don't worry, no one's going to come out naked, but you won't care about that when you're 20.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Face

Posted on December 12, 2018
Age and ageing, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Rack, Sensory experiences, Sex, Washington

In Some Cultures, That’s the Highest Compliment

Drunk girl yelling to bald guy from car window: You left your toupee in my vagina!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Paige & Liz

Posted on December 5, 2018
Drunks, Girls, Hair, Insults, Vagina, Washington

It Is Hard To Come Across Jeans Already Faded

Guy watching Macy’s commercial: Ugh! This American obsession with consumerism is just disgusting! Not to mention flawed.
Sarcastic girl: What the hell do you think you are, Mr. Abercrombie jeans? Jamaican?

Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: He was obviously a freshman

Posted on October 21, 2018
Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Geography, Guys, Names, Pop culture, Questions, Washington, Words

When Was the Last Time You Got 20 Years for Jaywalking?

Guy: Statutory rape is the jaywalking of sex crimes!

Interbay Golf
Seattle, Washington

Posted on October 14, 2018
Crimes, Guys, Washington