Despite What Every Porno Has Taught You.

Frat boy to another: Dude… Just because you can get with one of them doesn't mean you can automatically have a twin threesome.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/09/double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on April 2, 2010
Eavesdrop DC, Frat boy types, Sex, Weirdness

I Know I'm Flakey, But I Was Just Itching to Shop.

Foreign chick on cell: I'm at the gonorrhea. (pause) No, I'm at the gonorrhea. Yah… In yewstun. I'm at deelurds in the gonorrhea.

Dillards, The Galleria
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: OMG She had VD

Posted on March 30, 2010
Foreigners, Language barrier, On the phone, STDs, Stores, Texas, Weirdness

…Since That's What This Pie Looks Like.

Bakery clerk: It's not like my dog is going to run off and do drugs!
Confused person next in line: Um, ha ha, you never know.
Bakery clerk: Oh, we were just talking about childbirth.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 26, 2010
Animals, Birthing, Compare and contrast, Customers, Drugs, Employees, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

How Come You Never Let Me Use That Excuse?

Teenage kid: Awww! Mum, not those, why did you have to throw them out?
Mother: I don't know. Sometimes my hands just do things…

Sydney
Australia

Posted on March 21, 2010
Australia, Moms, Parenting, Teens, Weirdness

Or All the Dogs You've Ever Owned

Girl #1: So my two-year-old cousin… You know, the one who laughs at me, and threw his bottle and his book at me?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Well, this one time he like pushed me down on the floor, and like… licked my face.
Girl #2: Wow! Your two-year-old cousin is like a combination of all the boys you've met here.

London
Ontario
Canadia