You've Got a Name Tag Pinned to Your Sweater

Aunt Sherry: You have to hold my hand or else I might get lost. Then, what will happen?
Sassy preschooler: You'll be alright, aunt Sherry.

Northville, Michigan

Overheard by: older sassy girl

Posted on October 11, 2009
Family, Family ties, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Weirdness

Get Thee to a Nunnery!

Strange man to lightly-dressed girls sitting on bench: Thank you! Have a good night!
(leaves)
Girl to friend: Oh my god. He licked your hand. Ohmigod! He. Licked. Your. Hand!

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: And it tasted like humus.

Posted on October 10, 2009
Canadia, Friends, Girls, Hands, Licking, Strangers, Weirdness

Um, Have You Seen It Pole Dance??

Giggly blonde teen: Ew, you know bestiality is illegal, right?
Giggly brunette teen: It wasn't bestiality!
Giggly blonde teen: And yet you know that your cat is good in bed?

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Animals, Bimbettes, Canadia, Crimes, Sex, Weirdness

Here's the Chart

Biology professor: You're getting me all nervous about my penis… Which I measure daily.

Community College
Illinois

Posted on October 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Illinois, Penis, Teachers, Weirdness

The Kind Of Scandinavian Thinking That Produced Ikea

Girlfriend to boyfriend: I did the most useless thing today. I stuck something into another thing and pretended it had feet.

Trondheim
Norway

Overheard by: Knowbuddy

Posted on October 7, 2009
Body parts, Couples, Europe, Weirdness

When the “Toilet Paper Bride” Game Goes a Little Too Far

Older woman: So I said “Wrap her up. Wrap her up tight!”

Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Declan

Posted on October 6, 2009
Australia, Old folks, Stupidity, Weirdness, Women

Or Jail, Yeah

Teenage girl #1: Anyway, I just need to talk to him.
Teenage girl #2: Mmm-hmm.
Teenage girl #1: But I barely ever see him!
Teenage girl #2: Yeah.
Teenage girl #1: I have to meet him in a mutual place, y'know?
Teenage girl #2: …like a box?

Perth
Australia