Passerby to girl: They cut off my balls and taped them to a fucking pole.
Ottawa
Canadia
Frat boy: You know we measured his dick and it was like seven inches flaccid.
University of Virginia
Jersey girl #1: And then she was like, “What's a Guido?”
Jersey girl #2 (blissfully): I like to think there's a world where people don't know what Guidos are. I bet there'd be unicorns.
Manasquan, New Jersey
Lacrosse player: Bro, dude, all I did today was play Halo and grow my hair.
overheardatyale.com
Overheard by: overheardatyale
Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Woman, purchasing dog treat: Is this beef or pork?
Cashier: It says right here, it's 100% beef.
Woman: Oh good, I don't eat pork.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/268651002/sometimes-we-get-curious.html
Overheard by: slightly concerned.
Hipster girl to friend: Yeah, we were going to go to a bar last night, but, you know, Beth has awkward ears.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Normal Ears?
Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/471907136/its-working-for-charo.html
Overheard by: a. Lil.
Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html
Overheard by: b! x.
Drunk episcopal priest in wine cellar: Yes! Yes! Science fiction is like religion, only backwards!
Penn Yan, New York
Overheard by: Liz
