But I Love It As a Band Name

Jock in business attire #1: Islamic golf carts.
Jock in business attire #2: Sick, dude. Sick.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: taylor

Posted on December 11, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Jocks, Religion, Suits, Washington, DC, Weirdness

…Than a Cocktail Weenie

Sex ed teacher: Now, before I start this class, all of you remember that my penis is bigger.

Australia

Overheard by: Not so sure…

Posted on December 10, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Penis, Teachers, Weirdness

When He Said “Yes,” You Knew He Was a Terrorist and You Had to Defend Yourself

Girl #1: I love how every time I make a scenario where I'm around Stephen I scream in his face and force him to be sexual with me. Except for that time I rubbed against him in a non-sexual way to cure any illnesses I have.
Girl #2: There was that time you stabbed him in the thigh too.
Girl #1: Really? Why did I do that?
Girl #2: You just wanted to know his dog's name and if he likes pita bread.
Girl #1: Ohhh…yeah.

Asheville, North Carolina

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on December 10, 2008
Animals, Default, Food, Girls, Names, North Carolina, Relationships, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness

Um, This Label Says “For Skin”

Girl: Have you had glandular fever?
Guy: Yes, have you?
Girl: Yeah, the doctor gave me this cream to put on my mouth that was made from stuff that comes from uncircumcised dicks. I was like, “that doctor soooo didn't think I'd read the label.”

Melbourne
Australia