Female student to friend in pub: Maybe you've fallen into the “big-nose trap” as well…
University of Portsmouth
England
Overheard by: Charlotte
Female student to friend in pub: Maybe you've fallen into the “big-nose trap” as well…
University of Portsmouth
England
Overheard by: Charlotte
Game watcher: Well, this is where the Bears turn it on. When the tough get going the going gets tough. (pregnant silence) Well, I guess it's the other way around. I suppose it works either way, right?
Christina's Place
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Shrek
Girl walking through park to friend: Oh my god, look! Those people are having sex on that bench over there! That's gross. (pause) Wait, that's my roommate! (yelling) Hi, Sarah!
(girl having sex on bench waves)
Australia
Middle aged woman whispering to bald man at the bar: Put on a thong and meet me outside in five.
Irish Pub
Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania
Elevator repair man: Hey, I got a call that someone was stuck in the elevator.
Security guard: Yeah, but I haven't heard any more noise from her in like four hours, so I guess she's fine.
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Professor: It's like pouring milk on the floor and putting your baby in it. Not as efficient as a nipple.
University of Vermont
Man on cell: Behold, Beverly, my codpiece is enormous! Praise be to Jupiter!
Flagstaff, Arizona
Overheard by: Freezair
High school boy: From now on, I'm going to do everything as homosexually as possible.
Bellingham, Washington
Girl to another: I love being a bitch…it makes life so much more meaningful!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: None of my business
