Professor: We know CS Lewis likes myth. We know Lewis loves myth. We know he wants myth's babies.
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: Jessica
Girl on train helping her friend study: Think of a baby crawling back into the vagina and popping out again. That's the renaissance.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sitting in front of them for an hour on the train
Sociology professor: It takes a sociologist to take the fun out of jugs–but it's a living.
University of Montevallo
Montevallo, Alabama
Strange, awkward tall guy, putting down a math magazine: I noticed that you didn't finish your pretzel cheese.
Girl across the table doing homework (mystified): No, I guess I didn't.
Strange, awkward tall guy: I was going to ask for it, but then I realized I don't have anything to dip in it.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Overheard by: It was a small pretzel
Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it was so awkward. I was so tired yesterday, I walked in my room and my roommate was totally having sex with a random guy.
Girl #2: Oh god, what did you do?
Girl #1: What do you mean? I took a nap.
American University
Washington, DC
Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html
Overheard by: a. Lil.
Soccer girl: God, it's like Aristotle took a shit on you!
Friend: I know, right?
Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Happy hour drinker: My menstruation looks like meat. Is that normal?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396710383/i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sounds-of-my-retching.html
Overheard by: no, good heavens no!
