After a Long Winter, the Root Cellar's Empty

20-something hipster to friend: So…I'm officially out of corpses.
Friend: Dude!

Portland, Maine

Posted on January 16, 2023
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Hipsters, Maine, Weirdness

Or Frosted Tips!

Guy #1: Yeah, me and that guy have had a total communication breakdown…like, he was talking to me about tin foil! I dunno.
Guy #2, after a pause: Yeah, we should get some lottery tickets.

Exeter
England

Posted on January 5, 2023
Default, England, Guys, Relationships, Weirdness

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

Western Australia
Australia

Posted on January 5, 2023
Australia, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Etiquette, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, STDs, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

Kenny Chesney Never Mentioned That

Hungover chick: It was the first time I ever gave a blow job…on a tractor.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Shotboy

Posted on January 3, 2023
BJs, Chicks, Default, Kink, Massachusetts, Memory lane, Weirdness

Grand Theft Auto: Apocalypse May Have Gone Too Far

Teenage ghetto boy: That'd be great, man, if everyone died … They'd be gone, and we could take all their cars!

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 2, 2023
Black people, Bus, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Teens, Violence, Washington, Weirdness

…And Later Hired As My Nanny

Receptionist to executive assistant: …so in conclusion, I got peed on…by a taxi driver…who I dated.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/316536671/and-it-didnt-work-out.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 31, 2022
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Weirdness

Lonely Old People Will Answer to Anything

Boy, to teenage girl: Hi, Lisa.
Old man, entering: Hi.

Cafe
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on December 28, 2022
Names, Old folks, Oregon, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

Is Anybody Shocked That Las Vegas Has Creepy Guys?

Creepy lurky guy at bar (walking up and smelling girl sitting at table): Sorry y'all. Just smells really good.
Friend of girl (giving guy a dirty look): That was awkward.
Creepy lurky guy: Well, maybe you shouldn't be here then.
Friend of girl: Well, maybe you shouldn't be trying to smell us.

Blue Martini
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Ariola