Rednecks in pickup truck, driving past bus stop: Hey, pretty girl! Want a ride?
(pretty girl waiting for bus shakes her head, truck moves on)
Pretty girl, to male companion: So, is everyone here just really friendly, or what?
Male companion: No, they're creepy. Don't talk to them.
Highlandtown, Baltimore
Overheard by: tourist
Girl to friend: You know, you should just stop face-fucking everyone all the time. Then you'd be fine.
Christchurch
New Zealand
Suit on cell: But yeah, concrete is the future.
Metairie Road
Metairie, Louisiana
Overheard by: What happened to plastic?
Geek girl to another: We need to find someone who’s had a lot of sex.
University of Sydney
Australia
Woman: You should never kill people, especially if you’re poor!
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Overheard by: there goes my plan
Buff manly guy, solemnly to friends: If worse comes to worst, we can always make S'mores.
Grocery Store
Southern California
Flight attendant, after landing: If anyone left a black coat, please come to the front of the cabin to claim it. (pause) Or if anyone would like to take a black coat for free.
Orlando, Florida
Girl #1 to friend (indicating a cream to get rid of razor burn bumps on the bikini area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kinda funny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagina. I don’t need no strawberries.
Target
Winchester, Virginia
Overheard by: Kendra
Two-year-old to father lacing his shoes: When you put your big toe in your nose and you smell it, it's awesome. You should try it.
Alameda, California
Dad in stall: Remember, son — let the donkey out of the barn before he starts to run.
Four-year-old son in next stall over: ‘Kay.
Squaw Valley Ski Resort
Olympic Valley, California
