And Together, Our Geekiness Is Unstoppable

20-something girl: If anyone ever punches me, all of the turtles in western Pennsylvania will get together, form a giant stack, and bite that person.
20-something guy: Wow. Like Voltron?
20-something girl: Why did I marry you?
20-something guy: *Because* I say things like that.
20-something girl (sighing): Yeah, you're right.

Walnut St
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 24, 2021
Animals, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Portrait Of the Sound-Effects Guy As a Young Man

Biology teacher: Parvo disease is a disease in mammals that can be fatal; squirrels, cats and dogs can all get it.
Kid, whispering quietly to himself: Ruff! Ruff ruff! Kaboom!

Florida

Posted on April 22, 2021
Animals, Florida, Maladies, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Kinda Like Denim and Leggings

Man #1: I know this is stupid, but are buffalo extinct?
Man #2: No, they used to be.

Austin, Texas

Posted on March 28, 2021
Animals, Default, Guys, Questions, Stupidity, Texas

Except That Donatello Would Never Leave You Dangling

Teacher: See, adjectives are boring old turtles.
Students: Uhhh.
Teacher: But participles are like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Marshall High School
Virginia

Overheard by: amused student….

Posted on March 26, 2021
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Pop culture, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Words

One Of These Days, We Should Get a Dog.

Woman on cell: No no no…I haven't been doing much shopping at all. The only thing I've bought is a fur dog collar. It was only $300!

Park City, Utah

Posted on March 17, 2021
Animals, Default, Money, Shopping, Utah, Women

Which Is Much More Important Than Sending Her to School

Woman on cell: I saw the most adorable little cheetah, so I bought it for her. You know, I am the one who assigns personalities to all her animals. We have a ritual.

3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California

Posted on March 10, 2021
Animals, California, Default, On the phone, Shopping, Women

SVU: Tucson Failed to Catch on with Viewers

Crazy man to woman walking to her car: Sir! Sir! There is evidence here that there has been sexual activity in this area!
Woman: (silence)
Crazy man (under breath): Lazy pig.

Parking Garage
Tucson, Arizona