Let Me Guess– Rainbow Sherbert?

Drunken girl: I don't know, Luke, I'm just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don't like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it… but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn't experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don't know, it just hasn't happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don't rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don't like it? And say, “No, this isn't for me”?
Drunken girl: Let's go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.

Claremont, California

Posted on August 10, 2020
California, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Internet, Questions, Wishes

Wolf Titties Are Hot This Year

Guy: It's not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He's like a rat!

Starbucks
Hollywood, California

Posted on August 3, 2020
Animals, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Nipples, Restaurants, Weirdness

This Calls for Our Complimentary “Maternity” Shot

Bartender to woman with two drinks: Double-fisting it tonight? You must be really thirsty.
Woman, patting stomach: Well, I’m drinking for two.
Bartender, excited: Congratulations!

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Emma

Posted on July 29, 2020
Bartenders, California, Drinking & drunks

We Prefer ‘Hoboes’– but Thanks for the Weed!

Stoner #1: The other day I saw this homeless guy, and I felt bad, and I had just bought a stack, so I gave him some weed. He was like: “Thank you very much.”
Stoner #2: Are you serious?
Stoner #1: Yeah. I don’t care what anybody says, that was the most down shit ever. I fucking love bums.

Chino, California

Posted on July 1, 2020
California, Default, Drugs, Feelings, Friends, Panhandling, Stoners

There's Never a Truce in the Trench Warfare Between the Sexes

Older lady to complete strangers: So the last guy I dated, all he wanted was sex! We were on the beach and we passed a trench, and he was like “I'll put you in that hole!”

Escondido, California

Posted on May 30, 2020
California, Old folks, Relationships, Sex, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Why Laguna Beach Got Canceled

Girl: I told him I didn't dance, because I didn't want to dance with him, but all these other guys asked me if I wanted to dance and I had to say no because I told him I didn't dance, but I really wanted to dance. So we have to go, so that I can dance.
Friend: So, did you dance with him?

Pasadena, California

Overheard by: needs new friends

Posted on May 22, 2020
California, Dancing, Default, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Wishes

Translation: He's Very Rich

Girl: He's like a pedophile, but for some reason that just makes me like him more.

Santa Cruz, California

Posted on May 18, 2020
California, Crimes, Girls, Sex, Weirdness

Look at Her Walking Around Like She Has a Right to Exist

Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she’s not fat, and that’s funny.

California

Overheard by: dev

Posted on May 6, 2020
Biotechs, California, Diet & weight, Gripes

Black on Black Crime’s Hidden Nuances

Fat black woman on cell: Black women are better than white women, because you can beat the shit out of them and the bruises won’t be visible!

BART train
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Gilatron

Posted on April 26, 2020
Black people, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Fat people, Race, Violence, Women

Must Be Blowfish

NASA intern guy #1: I think your fish are gay… Like, 99 percent sure. Look, they’ve got vertical bars.
NASA intern guy #2: They so want each other.
NASA intern guy #1: They do. And it’s not unrequited. Look, they both have vertical bars!

NASA Ames Research Center
Silicon Valley, California

Posted on April 20, 2020
Animals, California, Coworkers, Default, Sexuality