The Winners Of the Sluttiest at McGill Contest

Physics major #1: Well, I lost my credit and debit cards, so I had to call and cancel them.
Physics major #2: Oh yeah, those girls who took off your pants, right?

McGill University
Canadia

Posted on October 16, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Clothing, Relationships, Students

Finishing a Woman's Sentences Is Risky Business, Gentlemen

Woman wearing puffy coat: Wearing a puffy coat makes me feel like …
Man also wearing a puffy coat: It makes me feel like dancing.
Woman: …punching people.

Quebec City
Canadia

Posted on October 6, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Dancing, Feelings, Guys, Violence, Women

A Fun and Flirty One

Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Hannah H

Posted on October 1, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Tennessee

Sorry, Just Taking My Neuroses for a Walk

Professor: And this means that… [Looks at two students in the second row wearing striped shirts.] I just noticed that you two are matching! Wow! Anyway, this means that… [Sees another student farther back.] You too! [Stands back, eyes class suspiciously.] That’s almost too much of a coincidence.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia