You Just Know There's a Girl in There Somewhere

Guy #1, during coldest day of the year: Chicks in long johns are totally hot, though… Right?
Guy #2: Ummm. Really?
Guy #1: Yeah! I mean… Minnesota lingerie!

St. Olaf College
Northfield, Minnesota

Overheard by: Concerned for our sexuality

Posted on January 25, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Sexuality

Though Dancing on the Altar Was My Idea

Girl #1, after hearing embarrassing story: Yeah, that reminds me of the time I got kicked out of the Vatican for being a whore.
Girl #2: Seriously? Kicked out?
Girl #1: It was my dad's fault, though. He told me I could wear my short skirt.

Thai Restaurant
Boone, North Carolina

Overheard by: Elizabeth

Posted on January 22, 2009
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Girls, North Carolina, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

And I Had Seventeen Ping Pong Balls Ready for Exvagination

Nurse #1: How was your weekend?
Nurse #2: It was great, except Heather* got kind of wild. I mean I've never seen anyone be…first drink they're fine, second drink they're fine, third drink they're naked and pole dancing.
Nurse #1, shaking head: Wow.
Nurse #2: Yeah, it was probably a mistake to go drinking at the bar she used to work at.
Heather*: I don't remember any of it, but when I got home my bra was filled with twenties.

Albany General Hospital
Albany, Oregon

Posted on January 21, 2009
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Jobs & Careers, Money, Nurses, Oregon, Women

Any Tattoos or Distinguishing Marks?

Dispatcher on police scanner: A subject was just robbed at gunpoint by a black male wearing no clothing.
Cop #1: Can we get a clothing description?
Cop #2, after silence: Just look for a naked man with a gun.

News Station
Jackson, Mississippi