A Simple Misunderstanding About the Meaning of “Gearhead”

Guy to friend: So now I get text messages from her every day saying she wants to fuck on the hood of my car!

Lehigh University
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Timbo

Posted on August 23, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Sex, Texting, Weirdness

For Good Teachers, Even Stupid Arguments Beat Silence

Tutor to quiet class: Are you normally this talkative? (silence) Rightie-o, then. You know, when I went to university I practically didn't say a word for four years. It was good.

University of Western Sydney
Australia

Posted on August 23, 2021
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Education, Students, Teachers, Words

And P.S.- You Might Want to Wash Your Face

Frat boy: Hypothetically speaking, if you were on your period, would you invite a guy to go home with you? Like, if it was your third day and you weren’t having a very heavy flow?
Sorority girl: Justin, this doesn’t sound very hypothetical.

University of Iowa Library
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on August 20, 2021
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Frat boy types, Girls, Guys, Iowa, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Sorority types

I'm Thinking It's the First Clue in My Quest for the Holy Grail

Male student: So there was a hobo on the train and he sat next to me and he was like, “me no wah”. So I was like, “what?” and he just said “me no wah!” so I was really confused and then I realized I had my backpack, so I gave him a pen and a paper and he wrote “m-e n-o w-a-h.” So I was really mad and was like, “dude, that was supposed to clear things up,” but it didn't.
Female student: Word.

University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Overheard by: Kelli