Especially You, Ma'am.

Bag lady, after no one would give her change: You all have small dicks! Small dicks! Small dicks! Small dicks!

Chinatown Restaurant
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Dan

Posted on June 8, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Penis, Pennsylvania, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women, Words

Al Gore: “Some Day That'll Be True!”

Afternoon drunk: Nah, man, it's 32. That's freezing. It don't get lower than that.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: colder that him, apparently

Posted on June 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Illinois, Weather

Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun

Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq.
Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar?

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 7, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas

We're All Sick Of Hearing You Say That, Holden.

Blonde: I don't ever want to be a baby thrower, but I can't wait to be a baby catcher!

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on June 6, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Words

Nothing Reaffirms My Masculinity Better Than Tasting the Rainbow.

Angry male: You don't have a couch! Where are the boyfriends and husbands supposed to think?
Tiny shop assistant #1: I really don't know.
Tiny shop assistant #2: Well, we don't have a couch. But we do have Skittles!
Angry male: That will suffice.

Supre Store
Australia

Posted on June 6, 2009
Australia, Candy, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Questions, Stores

Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

I Slept My Way Into Advanced Paper-Cutting

Art teacher: The size of the square should be 13 inches…
Student #1, interrupting: Is that the length or the width?
Student #2: Uh, Krista, it's a square. The length and width are the same.
Student #1: Well, don't get mad at me just because I'm not all smart like you!

Marathon, Florida

Overheard by: Chey