With Dresden As a Possible Exception

Professor: Well, they had Nazis, but those aren’t exactly lighting fixtures.

Theatre Class, SUNY
Geneseo, New York

Overheard by: Jeni

Posted on July 31, 2019
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, History, Politics, Teachers

We Respect That You Didn’t Take the Easy Route with “Robert Downey Jr.”

Girl: “Pokemon Stadium,” is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on July 22, 2019
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Games, Girls, Gossip, Guys, Massachusetts, TV shows, Violence

Good Point —No Effect on Religious Beliefs

Professor: Now, if we did eliminate illness and achieved immortality there might be serious religious repercussions. Can anyone think of how this might affect religious beliefs?
Bimbette: Well, like, if Hitler were immortal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a million years and then, like, chill out for eternity, you know?

Eternal Youth and Immortality Seminar
Lafayette College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead because he SHOT himself

Posted on July 20, 2019
Bimbettes, Class, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Education, History, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Questions, Religion, Stupidity, Teachers

When It's Creamed Spinach Day, She Gets So Excited She Needs to Be Sedated

Girl passing two students eating: They have corn!

JC Bistro, George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: Candice

Posted on June 30, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Happiness, Virginia

Whiter? Is That Possible?

Girl: It's like Everybody Loves Raymond, but with white people.

Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on June 25, 2019
Compare and contrast, Girls, Maryland, Race, TV shows

But They Taste Like Country Crock

Nonchalant tween: My farts smell like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®

Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: saturday morning

Posted on June 22, 2019
Burping & farting, Compare and contrast, Food, Idaho, Sensory experiences, Tweens

To Use a Completely Hypothetical Anecdote

Professor: Fluorine is to chlorine as chlorine is to Kool-Aid. If you inhale chlorine, it burns your nose–you inhale fluorine and it'll eat your face and look for your family.

San Diego State University
San Diego, California