Gin and Sour Defeat, in Particular

Hungover guy #1: Dude, you smell like alcohol!
Hungover guy #2: Bro, I feel like alcohol.

Elmore, Alabama

Posted on November 26, 2014
Alabama, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Guys, Sensory experiences, Words

Your Accomplishments Didn't Get You Into This School

Computer professor explaining design process: You can't use shortcuts until you have lots of experience, like your mom.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/382740064/thats-a-different-kind-of-experience.html

Overheard by: I bet!

Posted on November 26, 2014
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Family ties, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teachers

When Their Tongues Touched, They Produced Amy Winehouse.

Girl, after kissing boy: You taste like smoke.
Boy: You taste like testicles.

Las Vegas, Navada

Overheard by: ScaredTourist

Posted on November 25, 2014
Balls, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Nevada, Sensory experiences

Yeah, We Saw Your Facebook Post

Teacher: Okay, so get out your books and start doing the exercises.
Student: Can I borrow your book?
Teacher: You didn't bring your books? Man…you guys are such losers.

Philadelphia University, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Student

Posted on November 24, 2014
Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

Like We Saw in That Porn– Remember?

Meathead #1: So, I think she's fuckin' some other dude…
Meathead #2: Yeah…but dude, just because she's fuckin' him doesn't mean she can't fuck you too.

Gym
USC, California

Posted on November 23, 2014
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Gym rats, Relationships, Sex

They Have the Cutest Little Subway

[Girl hugging a guy.]Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that’s just Philadelphia.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-day-another-dig-at-another-city.html

Overheard by: EavesdropDC

Posted on November 21, 2014
Compare and contrast, Eavesdrop DC, Geography, Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences, Vagina

Boobs Are Pretty Much in the Public Domain, Anyway

Guy #1: I really don't think it's that bad. I dunno why he's so mad. I mean, all she did was show her boobs to some cameraman for some money. It's not like she did anything wrong, right?
Guy #2: What if it was your girlfriend on Girls Gone Wild? How would you feel?
Guy #1: I dunno… Glad I get to see them for free?

Irvine, California

Overheard by: cheekzz

Posted on November 20, 2014
California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Rack, Relationships, TV shows

Golden Showers Count As “Animal,” Right?

Mid-20s girl: So, I’ve been a vegetarian for about six years now and I’m trying to phase out all animal products.
Mid-40s woman: Oh, I could never be a vegetarian, I’d die. I like my potatoes too much.
Mid-20s girl: Umm… Potatoes are vegetables.
Mid-40s woman: Yeah, I guess you’re right. But I mean like peas and stuff.

Kokomo, Indiana

Overheard by: Justin