Anyway, Aliens Share a Hive Consciousness and Can't Die

Sophomore #1, during heated debate about zombie safety: Wait! What if there were alien zombies?
Sophomore #2: Shut up! We're talking about realistic stuff, here!

Theatre Class, Rossview High
Clarksville, Tennessee

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Tennessee, Zombies

They Should Put a Camera in There, Like at Spash Mountain

Girl #1: Walking is the most natural form of transportation.
Girl #2: Or the birth canal. It's like America's water slide.

Friendswood, Texas

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Pregnancy, Texas, Vagina

I Think He Got the Gist When I Fucked Him and Then Stole His Wallet

Brunette: Was it you that was telling me you told prince charming that you were a whore?
Redhead: You mean Mark*, the rich guy? No, I just told him not to fall in love with me because I was a faithless whore and there was no man on earth worthy of my loyalty. You give a man loyalty and they walk all over you. Besides, I wouldn't describe him as prince charming. More like a toad with money.
Brunette: So you did tell him you were a whore?

Greek Restaurant
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Infidelity, Louisiana, Money, Questions, Restaurants

So Stop Putting Price-Tags on My Bedroom Furniture

Girl on cell: You're my mother, not a pawn shop!

Berkeley, California

Posted on June 5, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Money

I Assume That Means a General Lack of Randiness

Girl: What about her? She’s cute.
Guy: Yeah… but her boobs are small.
Girl: What’s wrong with small boobs anyway?
Guy: They’re… not… big.

Restaurant, Oregon

Posted on June 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Restaurants

What Do You Expect at a Party School Like Harvard?

Eager freshman: It’s like a disco, but with books!

Harvard Yard
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on June 4, 2015
Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Massachusetts, Students, Yeahhh, college!

So I Did It on Scat Play

Teen girl: Well, I was gonna do my project on, like, abstinence. But then I figured everyone in our class already isn’t anyway.

High School
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kristin D

Posted on June 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Illinois, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Sexuality, Students, Teens

That Corner Is the En Suite Bathroom, Hon

American tourist male: It must have been horrible being locked up in a place like that.
American tourist female: It couldn't have been that bad. They had to at least let them out to go to the bathroom.

Dungeon Cell
Tower of London
England

Overheard by: fnordy