While Muscular Christianity's More Of a Gay Gym Boy

Tall girl to short girl: You make religion sound like the skinny kid you didn't go to prom with.

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Lissette

Posted on November 21, 2010
Compare and contrast, Dancing, Friends, New York, Religion

Are These Heels Clear? I Don't Think So!

Girl #1 to friend wearing tank top, booty shoes, and 3-inch heels: Girl, I don't know what they be sayin. You do not look like no hoe.
Girl #2, passing by, to friend: Hoe.

High School
Washington State

Posted on October 2, 2010
Clothing, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Insults, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Washington

They Make Their Own Mayonnaise

Drunk girl: I love the boners that sound like sandwiches! Boner on wheat, boner on rye… That's pretty much it.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 27, 2010
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Food, Illinois

You're So Deep, Monica.

Coffee shop girl: A pig is, like, a monkey's best friend.

Missoula, Montana

Overheard by: Evan

Posted on September 25, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, Girls, Montana, Relationships

Not Even with All the Wood and the Nailing?

Super peppy freshman orientation guide: What was your favorite Halloween costume?
College freshman: Well, I was a construction worker once.
Super peppy freshman orientation guide: Was it a sexy construction worker?
College freshman: Well, I was five years old… so no.

Harrisonburg, Virginia

Posted on September 18, 2010
Age and ageing, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Students, Virginia

Is This More Of Your Zen Crap?

Patron #1: Yeah, but everything's different in Hawaii. You can't even buy land there unless you were born there.
Patron #2: Actually, you can.
Patron #1: Yeah, but all their laws are different than ours.
Patron #2: You know that Hawaii is a state, right?

Starbucks
California

Posted on September 18, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Bosses, California, Compare and contrast, Geography, Money

…That's Sick!

Tiny black girl: And then I had to have Buckley's, and you know what? It tastes exactly like jizz.
Asian girl, perplexed: You've had Buckley's?

Pub
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 16, 2010
Asians, Bars & Clubs, Black people, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sensory experiences

And the Most Space-Effective

Lady at table of discount clothing to guy browsing through sweatshirts: Yeah, Japanese-made condoms are really the most reliable.
Guy: Mmm-hmm.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/407657737/the-most-interesting-google-search-ive-done-today.html

Overheard by: woefully uninformed

Posted on August 29, 2010
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Customers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Shopping

Look, an Erection!

Small-chested hiking girl: Damn! Hey, you'd wipe the sweat off my boobs, right?
Busty hiking girl: Only if you wipe mine.
Small-chested hiking girl: Somehow I think I'm going to have to do a lot more work.
Hiking boy: Uhhh…

Fort Boreman Park Hiking Trails
Parkersburg, West Virginia