Pictures at an Exhibitionist

Creepster: Do you mind if I show him a picture of you?
Cute girl: What picture?
Creepster: Catholic school girl.
Cute girl: You still have that?!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html

Overheard by: bevans

Posted on November 26, 2013
Creepsters, Overheard at Cornell, Roleplay

It’s Foolproof!

Middle-aged guy on ski lift to lady: … So I’m at work, and the new 18-something marketing intern comes up to me and basically directly propositions me for sex. Now, since I have that restraining order my wife got against me and I’m done dealing with that assault conviction, I didn’t think it was going to be a bad idea. My wife won’t come over and my probation officer calls the same time every day…

Crystal Mountain ski area
Washington

Overheard by: should have waited for the next chair

Posted on November 16, 2013
Creepsters, Gossip, Washington

I Could Give a Damn How Mom Feels

Creepster #1: You know what’s really hot?
Creepster #2: What?
Creepster #1: Sniffing a sexy chick’s underwear.
Creepster #2: Yeah, man.
Creepster #1: So you do it, too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room.
Creepster #2: Yeah, me, too… But usually it’s my mom’s underwear, so my girlfriend doesn’t get weirded out.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/05/oedipus-man-what-the-fuck-i-thought-we-talked-about-this/

Posted on November 9, 2013
Creepsters, Family ties, Getting off, Overheard at McGill

And You Thought There Was an Echo in Your Bathroom.

Guy in stall #1: Hi, how are you?
Guy in stall #2: Fine. Thanks.
Guy in stall #1: So what are you up to?
Guy in stall #2: Uh, the same as you.
Guy in stall #1: Can I come over?
Guy in stall #2: What the hell? I'm a little busy right now, freak!
Guy in stall #1: Listen, let me call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions.

Restaurant Bathroom
Manhattan, New York

Posted on November 22, 2010
Comebacks, Creepsters, Insults, New York, Questions, Restroom, Stupidity

…Now Who Wants to Play “Hang the Sock”??

High school student: People are often uncomfortable when they're naked…
Male professor: Now, that's just not true, because I'm never uncomfortable when I'm naked, and you wanna know why? Because whenever I am naked, fun ensues.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on November 5, 2010
Body parts, Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Creepsters, Education, North Carolina, Teachers

And No Claws This Time, Please

Cat being carried by a morning walker: Meaow! Meaow meaow!
Morning walker: Yeah yeah yeah, okay. Then what happened?
Cat: Meaow!
Morning walker: Really? So what did you do?

Joggers Park
Vashi, Bombay
India

Posted on August 31, 2008
Animals, Creepsters, Default, India, Language barrier, Weirdness

I'll Bet You Say That to All the Girls

(outside of a coffee shop downtown late at night)
Hipster chick: So then I went to the store and found out the shoes were discontinued but…
Creepy guy (with unzipped and unbuttoned pants): What are you guys talking about? Can I talk or are you going to kick me out?
Hipster chick: Uh… (looks around for a quick exit) No man, you can stay. We're talking about shoes.
Creepy guy: You're so hot. No, really. I would kiss you like you'd never think about shoes again.

Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Julia M

Posted on July 29, 2008
Clothes, Compliments, Creepsters, Default, Etiquette, Hipsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kink, Ohio, Strangers, Weirdness

Explains the Ski Hat in the Middle Of July

20-something guy with ridiculous hair cut: Like, I’m not saying that mother earth isn’t my priority, because like she totally is, I’m just saying that I’m not going to like let her run my life. At the end of the day.

8th & Chestnut
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania