Why You're Not Supposed to Return to the Scene Of a Crime

Little girl to store employee: Do you remember us?
Employee: Yes, of course I do.
Little girl: Oh, no! Run away! He remembers us!

Mission Viejo Mall
Mission Viejo, California

Posted on February 17, 2019
California, Default, Employees, Girls, Kids, Malls, Memory lane, Offers and requests, Questions

Some Cosmo Quizzes Border on the Offensive

Guy #1, finding airplane seat: Awwww, man, you're supposed to be a leggy blonde.
Guy #2: Yeah, sorry, I'm just a fat Asian.

LAX Airport
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on February 15, 2019
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That's What My Boyfriend Always Says

Very loud blonde: It said in the description that this course is hard, eh? It was like, “intense” in the course description, or “intensive” or something. Intense is hard, right?

University of Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Don't look at me, I just go to school here

Posted on February 14, 2019
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We Better Have to Swim Through Her Blood When We Disembark

Metro announcement: The Red Line is experiencing delays due to a sick customer at Farragut North… Trains will share tracks at Gallery Place and Metro Center.
Man on metro: How sick was this customer?
Woman on metro: She better be dead, I'll tell you that.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: jposkin

Posted on February 13, 2019
Death & dying, Default, Guys, Maladies, Public transportation, Strangers, Washington, DC, Women

I Got High Enough to Develop Altitude Sickness

Hipster chick #1: Yeah, we did opium last night.
Hipster chick #2: How was that?
Hipster chick #1: I vomited until my ears popped.
Hipster chick #2: Awesome!

Blue Line
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Eve

Posted on February 12, 2019
Default, Drugs, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Illinois, Public transportation, Questions

America: Encapsulated.

Large redneck man behind group of sari-wearing Indian tourists at Epcot: Goddamn Mexicans everywhere! Even at Disney World!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on February 12, 2019
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…at Scrabble?

Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?

New Zealand

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Infidelity, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

First, Imagine You Don't Admit Guests Back There

Very gay man: I need to sit like a man…wait, how do I do that?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/06/you-didnt-get-manual-during-initiation.html

Overheard by: almost a lawyer.

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Overheard in Philly, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Everyone Laughed at Wendy Until Her Fast-Food Franchise Took Off

Pigtailed four-year-old girl to couple behind at checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don't know you.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don't forget me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/393659778/we-all-know-you-now.html

Overheard by: that girl is going to be famous

Posted on February 7, 2019
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

Gold Digging Should Be an Olympic Sport

Girl #1 on phone to girlfriend: Wait, you've picked up a German millionaire?!
Girl #2 standing beside her: Tell her to steal things!

Beijing
China

Overheard by: lg

Posted on February 7, 2019
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