Guy #1: So is she your girlfriend now, or what?
Guy #2: Well, I've told her I love her a couple of times…
Guy #1: Okay…
Guy #2: But then she just starts speaking in polish and tells me her mum is watching her.
Guy #1: Good, that's not a 'no'!
Copenhagen, Danmark
Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-fine-thanks-and-yours.html
Overheard by: brickskeller
Girl to boyfriend: I am the clownfish to your anenome.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Professor: So a nasal quality of voice would be–you all know who Fran Drescher is, right?
Emo kid: She hurts my soul.
Memorial University, St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Hypnotist: Now you're riding really fast. You're going 80 miles an hour. 100 miles an hour. You're going 130 miles an hour! Oh no! That sounds like a police siren. You just got pulled over! Young man, what's your name?
Hypnotized kid: John*.
Hypnotist: John, do you know why I pulled you over?
Hypnotized kid: It's because I'm black, sir.
Navy Pier, Chicago
Girl, looking down her shirt: I can’t tell if that’s pork or a hickey.
Friend: You’re so awesome!
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Muffler
College girl #1: So did I tell you I’m going on a celibacy kick this semester? To cleanse myself.
College girl #2: Oh, really?
College girl #1, picking up GQ magazine with Rachel Bilson on the cover: Ugh, I’ve lost all respect for her. She’s such a slut.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Lindsay
Black man, approaching black woman wrapped in garments with only her eyes visible: Salam Aleikum.
Woman: I'm not Muslim, muthafucka, I'm cold!
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Michael
