Grad student #1: Have you heard Avril Lavigne's song? The deep one?
Grad student #2: “Sk8r Boi”?
NWU Campus
New York City, New York
Grad student #1: Have you heard Avril Lavigne's song? The deep one?
Grad student #2: “Sk8r Boi”?
NWU Campus
New York City, New York
Sorority girl, walking from class with a friend: Yeah, so they made us cook naked.
Kent State University
Kent, Ohio
Black woman in the ER on cell: You killed him? What do you mean you “killed him”?
Chestnut Hill Hospital
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Teen girl #1: Oh! Did I tell you my sister finally had her baby?
Teen girl #2: How long have you had a sister?
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Tracy
Good looking dude, walking up to friend: Cunnilingus!
Good looking friend: And cunnilingus to you too.
Wits University
Johannesburg
South Africa
Drunk guy, reassuringly, to drunk girl outside bar: Just go back in there… Remember, he's a gazelle and you're a dick tiger. Failing that you could try being a vadge jaguar…
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep
Guy on cell: I don't mind topless. (pause) I just can't stand the whole tits and bush thing on stage, you know what I mean.
West Hollywood, California
Overheard by: DDT
Pharmacy assistant holding phone to pharmacist: This guy on the phone found some prescription bottles in a drawer and wants to know what they are. Can you talk to him?
Pharmacist: Did he eat them already?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: mmm….mystery pills
Guy on cell: I'll buy you an infinite beer!
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/301034253/if-i-had-a-nickle.html
Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…
