Girl to friend: So on the way here, I joined the mile high club…by myself!
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Girl to friend: So on the way here, I joined the mile high club…by myself!
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Prof: So, how's everything at home?
Italian cafe worker: My dog died.
Prof: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Was he old?
Italian cafe worker: Yes. But I can't bury him. The ground is frozen. There's snow.
Prof: You could have him cremated.
Italian cafe worker: I have him in my freezer. I had to clear it out, my freezer. All the food is out. I'm going to keep him there 'til mud season when I can bury him in the backyard.
Prof: Oh.
Landmark College
Putney, Vermont
Ten-year-old girl to passing adult man: What's your name?
Mother, scolding: Do you have to hit on every man you see?
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Boyfriend, getting off train at coventry station: So… This is coventry. Doesn't seem too bad…
Girlfriend, following, with vehemence: Its a fucking shithole populated by tracksuit wearing, mouth breathing, illiterate, shitcunt morons. If my parents didn't fucking live in the fucking place I'd never come back. I mean, the fucking luftwaffe leveled the place and that wasn't enough to get rid of it. It all needs to be killed with fire.
Boyfriend, slightly taken aback: Wow… You… Really don't like it here, huh?
Girlfriend: I hate the place like hitler hated gay jewish kittens.
Coventry Station, Covenfuckingtry, England
Overheard by: Bleep
College girl: So how do you masturbate?
Friend: I hump my desk.
College girl: Wait…really?!
Friend: Yeah, it's great. I can go from nothing to orgasm in like, 20 seconds.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Blonde girl in too many layers: I just want to be left alone with this sandwich… and my emotions!
Newark, Delaware
Girl #1: What did you think of the midterm?
Girl #2: It wasn't easy, but it wasn't hard either, you know what I mean?
Girl #3: Yeah, totally!
Girl #2: I mean I didn't even study and I got 40%!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/04/mom-and-dad-will-be-so-happy-the-tuition-they-paid-is-paying-off/
Overheard by: Ian
