well, it's probably less efficient… It doesn't kill children.

Montreal, Quebec

sorority girl to other sorority girls "I mean, like, she's pretty, but not the kind of pretty you want to associate with."

Ted's Most Best

Guy #1 to guy #2, who just got off phone: So where is she then?
Guy #2, sounding puzzled: In a cave. In spain.
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: Apparently she's been hired by some spaniard to help convert a cave into a home.
Guy #1: Riiiiight.
Guy #3: Its clearly a rape cave.
Guy #1 & #2: Clearly.
Guy #2 gets out phone and makes call: Hey its me again. So is it a rape cave?
(faint sound of angry shouting at the other end of the line).

Leamington Spa, England

Overheard by: Bleep

it was a shitty night. Two guys started getting rough with me, and I had to use the mace hose on them. Love you too, mom. Bye.

DMV – Chicago

Big angry-looking biker-guy with skull tattoos, to ice cream shop server: Do you have any of those bendy-straws? You know, the kind that goes 'boop-boop-boop'?

Tobermory, Ontario, Canada

Overheard by: Don't judge a book…

Gay guy eating lunch with family: Stop doing your grocery shopping at the ice cream truck!

Old Spaghetti Factory, Phoenix, AZ

Overheard by: Sandra

Woman: I don't smell like dead bodies anymore.

Boston, MA

Overheard by: Cryptic

Old lady #1: (talking about 50 shades of grey) oh it's hot. It's very hot.
Old lady #2: I heard it's supposed to be disgusting.
Old lady #1: Oh yes, it's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting.
Physiotherapist: Then why are you reading it?
Old lady #1: Because there's a second and third one.

Retirement Village, Perth, Australia

Hitler lookalike w/ mustache and cannibal corpse t-shirt, standing outside starbucks: Hey, would you buy me a coffee?
Vaguely jewish-looking hipster girl: Not after what you did!

Vancouver, Canadia

Overheard by: Sieg Fail

Curious man: Do you eat fish?
Inarticulate vegetarian woman: I do but I don't, you know? It's like, I do… But I don't.
Curious man: Oh, okay.

Boston, MA

Overheard by: Cryptic