It Defines Me.

Hobo to hipster: Is a BlackBerry a cell phone?
Hipster: Yeah, but I don't have one.
Hobo: I like blackberry pie!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on May 12, 2009
California, Cell phones, Compare and contrast, Default, Fruit, Hipsters, Hobos, Questions

Okay, Partial Credit.

Chick: How can free will and divine preordination coexist?
Dude: Smack da shit out dat ho?

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on May 12, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

I Couldn't Be Any Prouder Of Myself If My Nipples Were Fountains Of Blood!

Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too!

Brantford
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Jayme

Posted on May 12, 2009
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Vagina, Weirdness

With a Little Cinnamon and Some Splenda. What?

Nursing student #1, about absent classmate: If she'd have kept her fucking mouth shut and not been a motherfucking snitch we wouldn't be in this mess!
Nursing student #2: Why'd she snitch on us?
Nursing student #1: I don't know, but she think she the best thing since apple sauce!
(long pause)
Nursing student #1: I really like applesauce!

Marian College
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on May 12, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Indiana, Insults, Mouth, Nurses, Questions, Students

Ooo, Let's Get T-Shirts Saying That.

Sorority girl #1: What did he die from?
Sorority girl #2: Cancer.
Sorority girl #1: Gawd! Cancer sucks!

CVS
Charlottesville, Indiana

Posted on May 11, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Indiana, Maladies, Questions, Sorority types, Stores, Words

This Isn't Wellesley

Prospective student's mother: I hear there are a lot of lesbians on this campus.
Student tour guide: Well, it isn't like they jump out of the bushes and convert you or anything.

College, Colorado