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Woman walking Corgi shouting to woman walking King Charles Spaniel: He wants to meet a licky dog.

Brookline, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Aunt Kelly

Posted on May 15, 2009
Animals, Default, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Women

Wasn't This a Scene in Ghostbusters?

Middle-aged woman: The last thing I want to do is get hit by a giant Tastycake!

Princeton, New Jersey

Posted on May 15, 2009
Default, Food, Names, New Jersey, Weirdness, Women

Isn't That, Like, Forbidden by the Bible?

Dude on cell: You are a liar. We talked about this before. (5 minutes later) Did you wash the red comforter? (pause) So you think I'm just going to sleep in the bed where she got her pussy juice?

Koreatown
Los Angeles, California

Posted on May 14, 2009
California, Default, Guys, Lies, Questions, Vagina

According to Wiki

Drunk girl at pub table: It's just that guys get sex changes all the time and then realize it's not so fun. They just think it'd be awesome to have boobs.

London
England

Overheard by: Grew her own boobs.

Posted on May 14, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, England, Girls, Sex

But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR