I've Only Recently Learned It Was Thomas Edison

Blond girl: I thought jesus invented sex.

Bar
Perth
Australia

Overheard by: jimbo

Posted on January 4, 2009
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Jesus, Sex

The Bush Administration Never Understood the Difference

Game watcher: Well, this is where the Bears turn it on. When the tough get going the going gets tough. (pregnant silence) Well, I guess it's the other way around. I suppose it works either way, right?

Christina's Place
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Shrek

Posted on January 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Illinois, Weirdness, Words

I Need To Use The John

20-something girl in bathroom, to cat scratching at the bathroom door trying to get in: Why? Why the hell do you want to come in here? You don't even like me!

Maryland

Posted on January 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Weirdness

Great Job with the Dismount, Sweetie!

Girl walking through park to friend: Oh my god, look! Those people are having sex on that bench over there! That's gross. (pause) Wait, that's my roommate! (yelling) Hi, Sarah!
(girl having sex on bench waves)

Australia

Posted on January 4, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Sex, Weirdness

Why Two Girls, One Vlad Failed to Find an Audience

20-something guy: Dude, Putin is terrifying. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a smile.
Middle aged woman: I know! Don't you ever wonder what he's like, like, during sex?
20-something guy and girl in unison: No.

Virginia Commonwealth University

Posted on January 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Sex, Virginia, Women

Some Girls Want Relationships, Others Just Want to Have Relations

Blond girl to friend: I would go out with him but I heard he was going to be deported soon.
Friend: Really? That sounds cool! Is he hot?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/446064748/girls-love-bad-boys.html

Overheard by: I'd go out with him too.

Posted on January 3, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships

We'll Drive Over to the PTA Meeting Together

Middle aged woman whispering to bald man at the bar: Put on a thong and meet me outside in five.

Irish Pub
Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 3, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Clothes, Default, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

Memories

Student girl on phone: They made me drink loads of alcohol out of a massive bucket. It was beer and vodka all mixed together. Yeah, and then all the lads stripped off and started dancing on the tables, and they started smearing the curry on their naked bodies. It was awful, but I ended up going home with one of them, he's a rugby player.

Cambridge
England

Overheard by: Gemma

Posted on January 3, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Dancing, Default, Drinking & drunks, England, Food, Girls, Students

Oh For The Bland Culture of Yesteryear!

Political science TA: Gays and Mexicans are ruining America. Gays have no culture, and Mexicans are making everything…spicy.

Herter Hall, UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on January 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Massachusetts, Race, Sexuality, Students

And…?

Elderly man: Human beings are rats.
Uncomfortable young man: Are you sure about that? Rats seem more…furry.
Elderly man: Human beings are furless rats.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Listening, speechless.

Posted on January 2, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Questions, Washington, DC

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