The Show That Really Gets Kids Involved

(during Beauty and the Beast, the Beast enters stage)
Little girl in audience, loudly: Hi, beast!

Neptune Theatre, Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: Ina

Posted on October 30, 2008
Canadia, Default, Girls, Kids

Um, That's a Report on Homelessness

Cali MBA #1: The television news out here sucks.
Cali MBA #2: Yeah…and they're ugly.

http://overheardatkmc.blogspot.com/

Overheard by:

Posted on October 30, 2008
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Overheard at KMC, Students, TV shows

A Woman With a Full Bladder Stops Believing in Multitasking

(in the ladies' restroom, after seeing camera flash from inside a stall)
Angry blonde in line: Oh, come on! There's a whole line of people out here who have to pee, and you twits are in there taking fucking pictures for your damn MySpace pages.
Two girls in one stall: We're just peeing.
Angry blonde, to no one in particular: Who the hell takes pictures of themselves on the damn toilet anyway? I can just see the caption on that one… “Night at Zen, usin' the potty.” Jeez!
(the two girls come out of the stall, obviously offended…in full 80s garb).
Angry blonde: Bwaaahhhaaaaa hhhaaaa hhhaaaa, (deadpan) Fucking losers!

Zen Night Club
Addison, Texas

Overheard by: If she hadn't said it, I would have

Posted on October 30, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Insults, Pee, Questions, Stupidity, Texas, Women

It's Said Such Hardship Makes One Stronger

Sorority girl: Yeah, there is no bread at the house, so I had to make my sandwich on a bun… a bun. (closes and blinks eyes slowly)

overheardatnu.blogspot.com

Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Overheard at Northwestern, Sorority types

That's the Last Time I'll Use the Frathouse Shower

Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.

Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Hair, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences

And a Wife

Girl #1: I need a new guy. That's not fair! He was able to recuperate real fast.
Girl #2: Yeah. Well, he had a girlfriend.

Texas

Posted on October 29, 2008
Default, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Wishes

All I Know Is Their Wedding Has an Open Bar

Girl #1: I don't know, I mean…he's not the best looking.
Girl #2: Yeah, but neither is she. I mean, she can be…
Girl #1: Yeah, I mean, he's not really good looking, and she's not pretty-pretty, y'know?
Girl #2: I guess. I mean, I guess they fit together. What's her name anyway?
Girl #1: I don't know, “r” something.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com

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Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Overheard at Loyola, Relationships

Daddy Has to Go Bring Home the Kibble

Man getting into car to dog barking wildly: No, you can't come. You have to stay home with mommy!

Westchester County, New York

Posted on October 28, 2008
Animals, Default, Family ties, Guys, New York, Offers and requests

Later the Cafeteria Staff Served Us Pasta Boobies

Random freshman: And then this junior girl came up to me and was like, “look at this penis on my locker…his name is Napoleon.”

Lakeland Regional High School
Wanaque, New Jersey

Overheard by: kristina

Posted on October 28, 2008
Default, Guys, History, Names, New Jersey, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

Bottom Line: Can I Borrow a Pickle and Some Duct Tape?

Girl on cell: And I'm like “If you get to fuck me in the ass, then I get to fuck you!” Yeah, except then he's like, “Okay, sweet!” and I'm like, “Shit, that backfired.”

University LRT Station
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: thrilled commuter

Posted on October 28, 2008
Backdoor, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, Threats, Train

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