Girl on cell: Yes, I have purple underwear.
Metro Bus
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Under where?
Girl on cell: Yes, I have purple underwear.
Metro Bus
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Under where?
Woman in cell phone store: I want to change the billing name on this account.
Employee: I'm sorry, we can't allow you to make changes on this account. You're not the primary account-holder.
Woman: Right. The primary account holder died.
Employee: I'm sorry, only the primary account-holder can make changes to the account.
Woman: He's dead!
Verizon Store
Grand Rapids, Michigan
College girl #1: And I want to see babies running around soon.
College girl #2: Yeah, I definitely want children. I'm *so* horny. I want babies.
College girl #1: Yeah, they're starting to grow on me. I mean, I definitely want kids. And I want to be a young mom, like I want to have kids by 25. I don't want to be one of those moms who just throw their kids outside and tell them to have fun.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Danielle
Husband: How can women spend so much money on purses?
Wife: Shhh!
Coach Store
Pennsylvania
American bimbo, standing in front of an Italian painting of a martyr bleeding from his leg: Uhh, why is he, like, bleeding from his penis?
The Louvre
Paris
France
Overheard by: American art student
Guy #1: That Coke you're drinking is about three years old.
Guy #2: (spits out soda)
Guy #1: And that beer's at least eight years old.
Guy #2: What are you running here? A beverage museum?
Chicago, Illinois
Middle aged woman: I'm going to walk in there one day and say to Agnes: “I'm *married*.”
Shropshire
England
Overheard by: martinb
Foreigner: Man, there's so many foreigners here! They're everywhere!
Kyoto
Japan
Girl #1: Uhh…is someone gonna tell girlfriend over there her g-string is showing?
Girl #2: How does she not know? I don't know about everyone else, but I feel breeze!
Girl #1: I feel breeze!
Girl #2: Can't she feel breeze?
Girl #1: She has to feel breeze!
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Overheard by: Ian
