Frantic college girl, explaining why she made no sense: And when it went from my mind to my… speaking utensils…
Ellensburg, Washington
Frantic college girl, explaining why she made no sense: And when it went from my mind to my… speaking utensils…
Ellensburg, Washington
Greek girl: Seriously? Is all you think about boobs?
English guy: Naaaah! I'd say its around 85-90% of my thoughts.
Greek girl: That much, huh?
English guy: Well, if I'm honest, I spend around 25% thinking about boobs, 20% thinking about sex, 5% thinking about boobs and sex, 30% thinking about my ex, and 20% thinking about the a-team.
Greek girl: That's not too bad… Only 30% thinking about boobs.
English guy: Let's be honest, its 80% – like I'm going to think about fucking without thinking about boobs… And thinking about my ex pretty much involves thinking about her boobs. And fucking her boobs.
Greek girl, bewildered: I really don't get the male obsession with boobs.
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep
50-something man to another: I got a bunion you could hang a hat off of.
Durand Eastman Golf Course
Rochester, New York
Boston College chick to friends: Is “chaste” a word?
Boston, Massachusetts
Instructor to student, during class debate: You look like you’re deep in thought there. Anything you want to share with us?
Student: Dude, I was just thinking about hot dogs.
College class
Farmington, Connecticut
Overheard by: Student
Elderly man to elderly gaggle: Why's everyone wasting their time trying to raise money for Africa? Africa's a wretched country.
Max's German Restaurant
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ladle
Paterfamilias, herding large camping group of children, grandchildren, and hangers-on: Well, you're just an ignorant teenager, but I value your input.
Paterfamilias, later: We have permission to beat each and every one of you!
Bruin Lake State Park, Michigan
Overheard by: Omniskeptic
Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html
Overheard by: chino latino
Young suit #1: So how was that new restaurant you went to?
Young suit #2: It was okay. (points at girl next to him) She had a salad, she liked it. But I don't eat salads.
Girl (pleased): It tasted like leaves.
Rosslyn, Virginia
Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic!
Georgia Tech
Overheard by: YellowJacketGals
