Disney May Have Crossed the Line With Whinny the Poo

Drunk girl: I've seen a horse sit on a goddamn toilet!

Pimlico Race Course
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Rachel Isadora

Posted on September 3, 2008
Animals, Default, Drunks, Maryland, Stupidity

Greater Love Hath No Girl

Underage drunk girl in bathroom to another: Do you need me to wipe?

Varsity Theatre
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on September 2, 2008
Default, Drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Louisiana, Questions

Are You Hunting Wabbits?

Drunk girl stumbling down the street with open umbrella on a sunny day: Shhhh, we have to pretend to be sober.

Leeds
England

Posted on August 27, 2008
Default, Drunks, England, Stupidity, Weirdness

And Take Your Side Ponytail With You

Drunk (just thrown out): I bet if had really big boobs you'd let me back in.
Cop working security for the club: No, actually we wouldn't.
Drunk: What, you don't like big boobs?
Cop: Not on dudes.
Drunk: Huh? No, I mean if I was a chick.
Cop: You'd make a really ugly chick.
Drunk: Huh?
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.

Nightclub
Scottsdale, Arizona

Posted on August 10, 2008
Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Cops, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Rack

The Burning Discharge Makes Me Feel Alive

Drunk girl #1: You get to hook up with all the guys walking around clapping to the music.
Drunk girl #2: That's fine! I like the clap!

Beverly, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sam-a-lamb

Posted on August 9, 2008
Default, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Massachusetts, Sex, Stupidity

You're Getting Thinner with Every Stomach Spasm!

Drunk girl to another drunk girl puking at the curb: Girl, it's okay girl. You're still cute, girl.

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on August 6, 2008
Beauty, Body parts, Compliments, Default, Drunks, Girls, South Carolina

That Photo of the Kitten in the Shoe Was Oddly Arousing, Though

Drunk girl #1: That's the first men's bathroom I've ever been in that didn't have porn mags!
Drunk girl #2: Not ones that you could see!

Lincoln, Nebraska

Posted on July 31, 2008
Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Nebraska, Porn, Stupidity

Where Are You Going with This?

Drunk: Two of my three girlfriends just dumped me. I'm looking for replacements.
Cute blonde: Do you like beer?
Drunk: Yes.
Cute blonde: In your face?

Carlton
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: itookherhome

Posted on July 29, 2008
Australia, Chicks, Comebacks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Questions

How I Met Your Mother

Drunk man to woman passing by: Fornication is evil! Thou shalt be kind to your neighbours!
Woman: Yeah, well, god built the Nevada desert and the Colorado River and then we came and built the Hoover Dam, leaving people without water or resources. So just by being here we're fucking over our neigbours.
Drunk man: Can I kiss you?

Outside The Flamingo
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on July 29, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Evil, Gripes, Nevada, Strangers, US Geography, Women

Drunks