Euphemisms

Billy Mays Has No Personal Life

Man to woman: When was the last time you waxed your saddle?

Caltrain, San Francisco to Palo Alto

Overheard by: Sarks

Girl to fourteen classmates: I do *everything* in the bathroom!

The Melting Pot
New Jersey

Overheard by: supersecret!

Feminist speaker: What does feminism mean to you?
Dude: Lack of delicious sandwich?

Catholic High School classroom
Aurora, Colorado

English professor: Just think of all the eggs that are wasted every time a woman doesn’t get pregnant… That’s what I do.

Montevallo, Alabama

Adult woman to girlfriend’s six-year-old daughter: Oh honey! You got your knees all skinned up with boo boos! What happened?
Six-year-old girl, shrugging: Oh, you know… Boys.

South 4th St
Louisville , Kentucky

African professor: It is up to you to decide whether he was accurately and eloquently speaking BS.

Kalamazoo, Mississippi

Cashier: Ok, you can step directly over to the salad tosser.
Surprised guy ordering: Her title is “Salad tosser”?

Arby’s Marketfresh
Atlanta, Georgia

Student: Maybe he’s gay for the snake.
Teacher: Did you just say “gay for the snake”?!

Pleasantville High School
Pleasantville, New York

Biotech #1: They really need kennels for children.
Biotech #2: It’s called school.

Cambridge, Massachusetts