Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.
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Overheard by: seward
Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html
Overheard by: seward
Girl: Promise me you won't fall in love with a Mexican while you're gone and leave me forever.
Boy: You're so racist sometimes.
Girl: I can't help it!
International Airport
Portland, Oregon
Quirky college student: You know it's love when you ask “please, can I suck your dick?”
Friend: Word.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
Man: So how's your baby?
Young woman: Great. He's three months old now, so he's no longer just a glorified fetus! He has emotions, and everything!
(pause)
Man, awkwardly: Oh. Huh, how about that?
Mohonk Resort
New Paltz, New York
Overheard by: Ali
Woman, waiting for Two Gentlemen of Verona to begin: This is one of Shakespeare's comedies, right?
Friend: Yes.
Woman: Someone will cross-dress, there will be mistaken identity, and love triangles, and everything will turn out well. All Shakespeare comedies have the same plot.
Friend: Yeah, pretty much.
Woman: They're all just episodes of Three's Company.
Boulder, Colorado
College therapist to class: Now take deep, slow breaths. We don't want stress to take over, because stress means purple elephants.
Marquette, Michigan
Teacher: Oh my god, I love you, Erica! You're like a little me!
Student: Ew!
Middle School
Virginia
Overheard by: Eh, there are worse things
Little boy in handicapped stall: I like you… I like you, Craig… You relax me.
Ladies Room, Barnes & Noble
Saugus, Massachusetts
Little girl: Where is Jesus?
Bored babysitter: Umm, I don't know… In your heart?
Little girl: Well, then guess what?
Bored babysitter: What?
Little girl: I'm going to punch him! (starts punching herself in the heart)
Toronto
Canadia
