It's the Germany Of the United States.

Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Could you take our picture?
German tourist: Sure.
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Thanks a lot, man.
German tourist: You luv New Jer-see?
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Hell yeah!
German tourist: You za own-lee vun!

London
England

Overheard by: Joyful One

Posted on October 18, 2009
England, Feelings, Foreigners, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourists, Weirdness

And I Lied and Said, “No.”

Fireman: And then he asked me if I'd ever covered my hand with a plastic bread bag, and then squished my shit around in the toilet… just to see what it feels like.

Maine

Posted on October 15, 2009
Employees, Feelings, Hands, Maine, Poop, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Bottom Line: It Tastes Like Shit.

Guy: You!
Smoking, unsuspecting girl: Me? What'd I do?
Guy: Do you know how lonely it's been since you and Dave* quit smoking? Then everyone started to quit! And now you're smoking again?! At first it was all cute: “Awwww, Emily and Dave* are quitting together! They're like each other's rocks!” Then what happened?!
Smoking girl, sheepishly: We sunk.
Guy: And was it your idea for Dave to start rolling his own cigarettes?!
Smoking girl: Yes…
Guy, exasperated: Every time I ask him for a cigarette, it's like smoking a diaper!

New Jersey

Posted on October 13, 2009
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Smokers, Smoking

I Smell a Sitcom Premise!

Drunk tailgater dude: Remember when you paid for that girl I fell in love with?

The Rose Bowl
Pasadena, California

Overheard by: Chad

Posted on October 1, 2009
California, Drunks, Feelings, Money, Sex

Giant Cock.

Little girl: I'm in love with a boy at my preschool.
Mom: Yeah? What's he like?
Little girl, shrugging: Blue eyes, blond hair, good skin.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/hes-10.html

Overheard by: amy

Posted on September 25, 2009
Education, Feelings, Kids, Moms, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Questions

Some Of Emily Dickinson's Later Work Fell a Bit Short

Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html

Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.

Posted on September 21, 2009
Education, Feelings, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teachers, Violence

The First Season Of The Simple Life Was Rich with Conflict

Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html

Overheard by: seward

Posted on September 18, 2009
Anorexics, Diet & weight, Feelings, Food, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats

Reader Poll: Is This Racist?

Girl: Promise me you won't fall in love with a Mexican while you're gone and leave me forever.
Boy: You're so racist sometimes.
Girl: I can't help it!

International Airport
Portland, Oregon

Posted on September 10, 2009
Airports & flights, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Race

And She Says Yes

Quirky college student: You know it's love when you ask “please, can I suck your dick?”
Friend: Word.

Willamette University
Salem, Oregon

Posted on September 2, 2009
BJs, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Offers and requests, Oregon, Penis, Students

They Really Need Better Facebook Pictures

Girl: Can you poke the Mars Bars?
Guy: They don't feel white.
Girl: Do they feel brown?
Guy: Yep, they feel brown.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on August 31, 2009
Canadia, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Questions, Race, Stupidity

Feelings