An Excerpt from How I Knew I Was Gay

Tween: Glitter isn't a color, it's an emotion.

Perth
Australia

Posted on July 15, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Fashion, Feelings, Tweens

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman

Posted on June 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Games, Girls, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

For Some Weird Reason I Can't Keep Them, Though.

High school kid to another, on bus: I'm all sensitive and shit, that's why I get all the bitches.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Bus Boy

Posted on June 22, 2009
Bragging, Feelings, Frat boy types, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

Our Mental Instability Is the Glue That Binds Our Friendship, Sadie.

Purple-haired girl on swing: I love the swings. When I was a kid I used to just sit on them for hours, having panic attacks.
Punk girl on swing: Holy fuck, you too!?

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 17, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Memory lane, Punks

I'm Like, “Everybody Dies– Walk It Off!”

Guy with mullet on cell: He's in that “oh, my wife just died” mood. (long pause) Yeah, I know. Boo-hoo, ya fuckin' pussy!

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: Just wants to buy some Spaghetti-O's

Posted on May 31, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Relationships, Vagina

You Realize That Means “Highly Pleasant to the Taste or Smell”?

Black girl #1: Girl, it is freezing outside.
Black girl #2: Girl, I know, right?
Black girl #1: Nigga, you know what? I don't have any blood, and since I don't have blood I turn blue all over. All the blood I do have is in my ass, because it is so luscious.
Black girl #2: Oh, nigga, I know that is right!

University of North Carolina at Greensboro

Posted on May 30, 2009
Ass, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, North Carolina, Questions, Weather, Words

And She'd Squirtle in Her Pants

Girl #1: Okay, so my sister was watching Pokemon the other day, and asked me a question about it, and I don't know what to tell her.
Girl #2: Well, what is it?
Girl #1: She was wondering, since there are no animals in the show, like cows or anything, if when they ate meat they were eating Pokemon.
Girl #2: Don't tell her the truth, it'll break her nerdy little heart.

Utah

Posted on May 30, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Food, Girls, Questions, TV shows, Utah

Remember the Time We Woke Up Handcuffed to That Goat?

Girl: Oh my god, Amanda*, I haven't seen you in so long. I feel like I'm making bad decisions because I haven't seen you.
Amanda*: Ha, I feel like I'm making too many good decisions because I haven't seen you. We need to get me in more trouble. And maybe keep you out of it.

Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on May 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, Relationships

Colleges Really Should Let Freshmen Drive

Guy at comic book store: The last thing I want to see when watching Transformers is the car crying in the garage all alone because the kid is going away to college.

Muskegon, Michigan

Posted on May 22, 2009
Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Movies

With the Gift Of Judging Cup Size by Sight Comes Great Responsibility

Guy on porch to girl with big boobs in low-cut top: I love me some triple Ds!
Girl with big boobs in low-cut top: Good call!

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Posted on May 21, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Words

Feelings