Verne Troyer Has Forever Ruined That Role

Teacher: Oh my god, I love you, Erica! You're like a little me!
Student: Ew!

Middle School
Virginia

Overheard by: Eh, there are worse things

Posted on July 30, 2009
Bringing it back to you, Education, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Virginia, Weirdness

NewsFlash: Craig Kilborn Lends Name to Chewable Prozac.

Little boy in handicapped stall: I like you… I like you, Craig… You relax me.

Ladies Room, Barnes & Noble
Saugus, Massachusetts

Posted on July 28, 2009
Feelings, Kids, Massachusetts, Names, Pee, Poop, Stores, Weirdness

From Stephen King's The Passion Of Christine

Little girl: Where is Jesus?
Bored babysitter: Umm, I don't know… In your heart?
Little girl: Well, then guess what?
Bored babysitter: What?
Little girl: I'm going to punch him! (starts punching herself in the heart)

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 18, 2009
Babysitters, Body parts, Canadia, Feelings, Jesus, Kids, Questions, Violence

An Excerpt from How I Knew I Was Gay

Tween: Glitter isn't a color, it's an emotion.

Perth
Australia

Posted on July 15, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Fashion, Feelings, Tweens

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman

Posted on June 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Games, Girls, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

For Some Weird Reason I Can't Keep Them, Though.

High school kid to another, on bus: I'm all sensitive and shit, that's why I get all the bitches.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Bus Boy

Posted on June 22, 2009
Bragging, Feelings, Frat boy types, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

Our Mental Instability Is the Glue That Binds Our Friendship, Sadie.

Purple-haired girl on swing: I love the swings. When I was a kid I used to just sit on them for hours, having panic attacks.
Punk girl on swing: Holy fuck, you too!?

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 17, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Memory lane, Punks

I'm Like, “Everybody Dies– Walk It Off!”

Guy with mullet on cell: He's in that “oh, my wife just died” mood. (long pause) Yeah, I know. Boo-hoo, ya fuckin' pussy!

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: Just wants to buy some Spaghetti-O's

Posted on May 31, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Relationships, Vagina

You Realize That Means “Highly Pleasant to the Taste or Smell”?

Black girl #1: Girl, it is freezing outside.
Black girl #2: Girl, I know, right?
Black girl #1: Nigga, you know what? I don't have any blood, and since I don't have blood I turn blue all over. All the blood I do have is in my ass, because it is so luscious.
Black girl #2: Oh, nigga, I know that is right!

University of North Carolina at Greensboro

Posted on May 30, 2009
Ass, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, North Carolina, Questions, Weather, Words

And She'd Squirtle in Her Pants

Girl #1: Okay, so my sister was watching Pokemon the other day, and asked me a question about it, and I don't know what to tell her.
Girl #2: Well, what is it?
Girl #1: She was wondering, since there are no animals in the show, like cows or anything, if when they ate meat they were eating Pokemon.
Girl #2: Don't tell her the truth, it'll break her nerdy little heart.

Utah

Posted on May 30, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Food, Girls, Questions, TV shows, Utah

Feelings