At Least Now You Know Enough to Keep the Jewelry

Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: JDowntown

Posted on March 4, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Teens

That's What My Shrink Said!

Girl: I feel like, you know, I'm, like, going out with a different guy almost every single night. You know?
Guy: Well, I think that's because you're a whore.

University of Pennsylvania

Overheard by: oh well, okay

Posted on February 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions, Words

It's Like They Were Trying to Get Us to Learn

Little boy leaving Epcot: Well, that was unpleasant.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Posted on February 17, 2009
Default, Feelings, Florida, Kids, Tourist attractions, Words

Wait 'Til You Hear His Answer to “Are You Ready to Rock?“

Band, coming back onstage: How's everybody feeling?
(crowd whistles and applauds)
Lone male: Awkward!

Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, California

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Weirdness

My Favorite Guy to Get Pregnant By Is Also Named Ricky

Skinny punk teen girl: Oh, I love lime rickeys. But my favorite drink–when I'm not pregnant–is a rum rickey.

Franklin Fountain
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: office peon

Posted on February 11, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Pennsylvania, Punks, Weirdness

My Diet Regimen: A Jerk for Breakfast, a Jerk for Lunch, and a Sensible Breakup

Slightly drunk friend: I hate Valentine's Day!
Slightly drunker friend: Me too. Anyway, so here's what I'm going to do: I'm just going to convince myself that I'm in love with him. That way, when he breaks my heart, I'll drop 20 pounds.

Volta Taverna
Oxford, Mississippi

Overheard by: that's the only diet i know…

Posted on February 10, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Mississippi, Relationships

The Main Problem Is the Language Barrier

Young man: I love living in Honolulu, but everything's so expensive. I can barely afford just to live. It's actually pretty common to buy milk for eight dollars a gallon!
20-something girl: Wow! Really? What's the exchange rate there?
Young man (looking rather baffled): It's about one to one.
20-something girl: Oh, well, that's not too bad.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Brian