Best Tofu, Though

Whiny girl: Oh my god, that chicken is terrible!
Hipster chick: That’s because it’s tofu.
Whiny girl: Yeah, worst chicken ever.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/tastes-like-chicken.html

Overheard by: sarafist

Posted on February 7, 2022
Food, Hipsters, Overheard in PDX

And Just a Heads Up That Your Grades Will All Suck

Professor: We are going to talk about tea rooms. Which involve no tea. Unless by “tea,” you mean “cock.”

Columbus,Ohio

Overheard by: Em

Posted on January 14, 2022
Education, Food, Ohio, Penis, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

A Yummy Potpourri Potato

Girl #1: I ate this thing… It was, like, a candle. Or a potato.
Girl #2: No, no, it was a potato.

West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on January 13, 2022
Chicks, Food, Missouri

This Affair with the Other White Meat Has Gone on Long Enough

Man, pulling out salad on airplane: Now I can get back to what really matters. Chicken.

Flight over Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on January 8, 2022
Airports & flights, Default, Feelings, Florida, Food, Guys

Calista Flockhart's Parents Had the Right Idea

Professor, talking about his eight-year-old son: Don't invest in anything that eats.

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Posted on January 2, 2022
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Money, Teachers

Some Children Don't Blend Well

Little girl to friend: You little… Butter, I'm going to whip you up until you smell like rotten juice!

Park Playground
Tacoma, Washington

Posted on January 1, 2022
Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Kids, Sensory experiences, Should have used a condom, Threats, Violence, Washington

Living in Illinois Can’t Help Matters

Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too!
Woman #2: What the hell?!
Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis!

Woodfield Mall
Schaumburg, Illinois

Posted on December 27, 2021
Default, Food, Gripes, Illinois, Women

Um, That's What You Said About Anal.

Worldly hipster: Do you drink?
Very naive girl: No, tried it once, didn't like the taste.
Worldly hipster: Do you like tea?
Very naive girl: Yes.
Worldly hipster: Good, then you'll like beer.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: The RJP

Posted on December 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Hipsters, Ohio, Questions, Sensory experiences

Axe Finally Made a Body Spray Women Like

Girl: What smells like lemon poppy seed cupcakes?
Guy: It might be my penis.

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on December 8, 2021
Food, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Penis, Questions, Sensory experiences

Taco Bell, Delicious but Disgusting

Canadian woman #1: And they found DNA in it.
Canadian woman #2: What?
Canadian woman #1: Sperm.
Canadian woman #2: What?! Again?! That's it, I'm not eating there anymore.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on December 8, 2021
Cum, Food, Foreigners, Washington, Women

Food

Taco Bell, Delicious but Disgusting