The Man Probably Needs His Bran, Honey

Daughter: Why did you pick up that man's cereal, dad?
Dad: Because he dropped it, sweetie.
Daughter: Oh, is it because he's old?

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Kara

Posted on June 23, 2015
Age and ageing, Canadia, Dads, Food, Girls, Questions

How to Come Out to Your Parents in One Easy Step

Dad: Oh, the menu says they have fish tacos. Have you ever had a fish taco? I've never had a fish taco.
Mom: No, I haven't. I don't think I'm going to get a fish taco.
Young daughter (under her breath): Fish tacos make me think bad things.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: they make me think bad things too

Posted on June 22, 2015
Dads, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Wisconsin

Hey, Even Hoboes Have Bad Days

Preppy guy on cell: Really? He didn't spit on me when I fed him the other day.

Cal Poly Pomona
Pomona, California

Overheard by: sorry, my llama is unpredictable

Posted on June 22, 2015
California, Food, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Preppies

Anorexics: 0 Normal Girls: 1

Freshmen dorm girl: Take it from someone who swallows quite often: it's actually pretty fun!

Washington State University
Pullman, Washington

Posted on June 19, 2015
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Girls, Students, Washington, Weirdness

Elena's the Most Creative Pimp in Canadia

Oldish Ukrainian woman: How you have babies with hips like this? How you do this? So skinny. Tsk, tsk.
Skinny chick: Huh?
Oldish Ukrainian woman: Here, eat my husband's sausage. He fill you up. Eat! Eat!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: not so skinny

Posted on June 18, 2015
Birthing, Canadia, Chicks, Food, Offers and requests, Old folks, Penis, Questions, Skinny people, Weirdness, Women

Summer's Eve Box: Have It Your Vajayway

Girl #1: So I saw you had some summer's eve in your bathroom earlier… Do you have a douche?
Girl #2: I saw that when I was in there too! It's not a douche. I looked at the box. It's just wipes.
Girl #1: Why would you need wipes?
Girl #3: You know when you eat a hamburger and have ketchup on your face, so you use a napkin to wipe it off? Well it's just like that, but it's for your vagina!

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on June 18, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Douching, Food, Girls, Questions, Vagina, Wisconsin

Now, Who Wants More Monkey on a Stick?

Vegetarian girl: I think you guys should stop eating meat.
Friend: I don’t eat meat that much, but every now and then I gotta have a steak.
Vegetarian girl: Ewww, gross!
Friend: I mean, they’re not a necessity or anything, but if I had to choose between eating a steak and saving a puppy, I’d eat the steak.

San Antonio, Texas

Overheard by: poor dog