One More Lifetime Movie Marathon Should Do It, Though

Dining hall boy #1: I haven't gotten my period yet.
Dining hall boy #2: Me neither!

University at Buffalo
Buffalo, New York

Posted on August 12, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Guys, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

On the Plus Side, When I Get There, I Can Make Pie!

20-something girl: I am so bad with directions. I can't find my way around anywhere.
20-something guy: That's because you're a woman.
20-something girl: Way to be sexist! (long pause) But yeah, you're probably right.

Cardinal Stritch University
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on August 9, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Sexuality, Wisconsin

…Because I Won't Make That Mistake Again.

Student, during class: Are we talking about real prostitutes or a guy who duct tapes everything back and puts a skirt on?

Stockton College
New Jersey

Overheard by: Charlie

Posted on August 8, 2015
Body parts, Clothing, Gender issues, Jobs & Careers, New Jersey, Students

Ooh, Stool Softener–Perfect!

Middle-aged matronly looking woman: Well, while we’re here I can get some of this stocking stuffer shit.

Walgreens
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 7, 2015
Clothes, Default, Etiquette, Gender issues, Illinois, Undies, Women

Then I May Have Paid Too Much at the Parts Department

Girl: It’s not like you can wake up and be like ‘Hm. I want to be a girl today,’ and then put on your girl parts!
Guy: Ohhh… It’s not?

Auditorium Shores
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Ellison’s Orange

Posted on August 6, 2015
Friends, Gender issues, Texas

Think We Could Get That Classified As a Learning Disorder?

Guy #1: Sometimes it's hard being a guy.
Guy #2: Why is that?
Guy #1: Well, I try to stay focused and get shit done, but every time a female walks by I feel obligated to turn around and check out her tits and ass. I just want to get through a project without being distracted by tits and ass.
Guy #2: Yeah, but don't you worry you might miss the world's greatest tits and ass?
Guy #1: Exactly!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: sean

Posted on August 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Colorado, Default, Fears, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys, Questions

At Least We Have the Alt-world Version

Girl #1: I was so disappointed when I found out Neil Patrick Harris is gay!
Girl #2: I know, right?
Girl #1: It's such a loss for womankind!
Girl #2: Men don't deserve him!

Women's Dressing Room
Western Michigan University

Posted on August 2, 2015
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Michigan, Sexuality

A Few Black Eyes, and They're All, “Wah Wah Wah!”

Female customs and border patrol officer: So I wasn't surprised when he left his wife for his girlfriend, but I was surprised by the domestic battery charge. But… you know how women can be.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-know-how-women-can-be.html

Overheard by: Jan