All I Was Going to Say Was “Your Fly Is Open”

Girl: Okay, what?
Friend: I'm just saying that it's…
Girl: Okay, stop talking if you are going to try and convince me that having sex with strangers is bad!

Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 27, 2015
Advice, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Sex

That Dog from the Old Navy Commercials?

Mom to adult daughter: Now what you do is you pick an aisle to go down that you think has magic at the end of it.

Dutchess County, New York

Overheard by: Rich Mintz

Posted on August 25, 2015
Advice, Family, Girls, Magic, Moms, New York, Parenting

But Not in That Slightly-Homoerotic Kirk Douglas Way

Ice cream lady behind counter: Spartacus?
Man running to get ice cream: I am Spartacus!

Oberweiss
Oak Park, Illinois

Posted on August 25, 2015
Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Names, Offers and requests, Questions

Unless Waxing's Part of It

Girl #1: Isn't there a saying about ripping off a band-aid?
Girl #2: Yes, but I don't think that applies to sex.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Vidarella

Posted on August 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Oregon, Questions, Sexuality

Nietzsche Was a Shitty Roommate

Boy housemate #1: Ah! I feel so sick, my tummy hurts.
Girl housemate #1: Do you want some soup?
Girl housemate #2: Do you want some toast?
Boy housemate #2: Do you want some “harden-the-fuck-up”?

Gold Coast
Australia

Posted on August 24, 2015
Australia, Default, Friends, Girls, Guys, Maladies, Offers and requests, Questions, Wishes, Words

Oh Honey, I Would Put Your Marlboro Out With My Tongue

Obviously-not-18-year-old girl, handing man money: Go get me a pack of Camels number nine, please.
20-something man: Are you serious? They're going to think I'm fruity. (walks into store, immediately walks back out) I can't buy them. That girl is working.
Obviously-not-18-year-old girl: I'm sorry, would you like me to buy Marlboro Reds? That's a manlier cigarette.
20-something man: That'd be great. (goes back in and returns with Marlboro Reds): Sorry about that. Uh, if I don't get my type of cigarettes then I think they'd get suspicious.
Obviously-not-18-year-old girl: You don't even smoke.

Akron, Ohio

Posted on August 23, 2015
Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Ohio, Smoking, Weirdness

So of Course I'm Bummed That They'll All Burn in a Lake of Hellfire

Mormon girl: When I grow up, I want to celebrate Chanukah! I mean, I just like Jews. I like Jew food, Jew noses, Jew hair styles… Oh my gosh, I love those curly bangs! I just want to pull one and watch it go “sproinnnnng!”

IHOP
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: I'm Jewish, but surprisingly NOT offended…

Posted on August 23, 2015
Body parts, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Hair, Religion, Restaurants, Utah

And Kept Me Awake by Leading “Expeditions” Into My Sock Drawer

Girl #1: I found that doll the other day.
Girl #2: What doll?
Girl #1: The Steve Irwin doll, you know, the one that used to look at me creepy while I was sleeping.
Girl #2: Ohhhh, that doll!

Bleeker’s Bowling Alley
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 23, 2015
About celebrities, Default, Fears, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Weirdness

Unless Jesus Got Jealous

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 20, 2015
Default, Gender issues, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Wishes

What Did People Do at Work Without Solitaire?

Random girl on date: Sometimes I wonder what life was like before playing cards?

Stuttgart
Germany

Posted on August 19, 2015
Default, Feelings, Games, Germany, Girls, Philosophy, Questions

Girls