Girls

Girl: Wait, I got some action from Alex* once when he was drunk… Does that make me a predator?
Guy: No, guys don’t really mind being taken advantage of.
Girl: Well, because he did pass out on me…

Oak Park, Illinois

Overheard by: Erin

Black girl on cell: So, uh? So then, you explain what a cracker is to you…

Tacoma Mall, Washington

Overheard by: Troy

Girl to cross-dressing friends: …and then my butt scared him.

Gay Club
Denver, Colorado

Guy: I was a dragon in my past life.
Girl: Did you have sex with other dragons?
Guy: Of course.

High School Gym
West Virginia

Overheard by: Kimber

Girl: Sometimes I like to look at pictures of deaf people online. They don't look any different!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299487447/than-what-blind-people.html

Overheard by: Ian

Mother: Why do people like you?
Teen daughter: What?!
Mother: I mean, why do people like to talk to you and be your friend? I just don’t get it.

Fairfax, California

Teen girl: My other friend is, like, sooo dumb, I'm so glad she isn't dead!

66 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: kerminator

Female grad student on cell: Yeah, but what would be the societal benefit of having a bunch of dinosaurs running around?

SUNY Stony Brook
New York

Girl to friend: Sorry about your vagina, but I'm sure the dog is okay.

Bar
Colorado

Girl to boy: I thought you lost your voice when you dropped your laptop?

Queens Park Community School
London
England