Girl to cross-dressing friends: …and then my butt scared him.
Gay Club
Denver, Colorado
Guy: I was a dragon in my past life.
Girl: Did you have sex with other dragons?
Guy: Of course.
High School Gym
West Virginia
Overheard by: Kimber
Girl: Sometimes I like to look at pictures of deaf people online. They don't look any different!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299487447/than-what-blind-people.html
Overheard by: Ian
Mother: Why do people like you?
Teen daughter: What?!
Mother: I mean, why do people like to talk to you and be your friend? I just don’t get it.
Fairfax, California
Teen girl: My other friend is, like, sooo dumb, I'm so glad she isn't dead!
66 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kerminator
Female grad student on cell: Yeah, but what would be the societal benefit of having a bunch of dinosaurs running around?
SUNY Stony Brook
New York
Girl to friend: Sorry about your vagina, but I'm sure the dog is okay.
Bar
Colorado
Girl to boy: I thought you lost your voice when you dropped your laptop?
Queens Park Community School
London
England
Girl: Okay, what?
Friend: I'm just saying that it's…
Girl: Okay, stop talking if you are going to try and convince me that having sex with strangers is bad!
Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
