But I Believe That’s Your Nipple

Girl, looking down her shirt: I can’t tell if that’s pork or a hickey.
Friend: You’re so awesome!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Muffler

Posted on July 10, 2019
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Friends, Girls, Washington, Words

I Once Tried to Chew a Bathroom Tile and Ended Up in the Hospital for a Week

Girl to friends: Is butter a mineral? I can't eat minerals.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Actually I think it's a vegetable

Posted on July 8, 2019
Canadia, Food, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

You Have the Hairbrushes, Right?

Girl, wearing leather pants and high heels, pushing a cart containing D batteries, duct tape, and huge bag of rice, on cell: I don’t know why he’s so smug, I told him what I would do to him if I caught him again. [pause] Okay, well I’ve almost got everything I need, I’ll be right over.

Wal-Mart
Lufkin, Texas

Overheard by: wtf?

Posted on July 2, 2019
Bimbettes, Girls, On the phone, Relationships, Shopping, Stores, Texas, Threats

The Snake Was Shedding Her Skin

Girl #1: I saw her panties.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Oh, they were off of her, not on her.

Woodbridge, Virginia

Posted on July 2, 2019
Default, Girls, Undies, Virginia, Weirdness

When It's Creamed Spinach Day, She Gets So Excited She Needs to Be Sedated

Girl passing two students eating: They have corn!

JC Bistro, George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: Candice

Posted on June 30, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Happiness, Virginia

Whiter? Is That Possible?

Girl: It's like Everybody Loves Raymond, but with white people.

Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on June 25, 2019
Compare and contrast, Girls, Maryland, Race, TV shows

The Difference Between Quality and Quantity Eludes Many Americans

Pouting newlywed wife: I feel like we don't spend enough time together.
Seething newlywed husband: (grinds teeth)
Pouting newlywed wife: Enough quality time.
Seething newlywed husband: (remains silent)
Pouting newlywed wife: Would you like me to tell you what quality time is?
Seething newlywed husband: (about to speak, thinks better of it)
Pouting newlywed wife: 23 hours a day.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/465741992/one-hour-is-plenty-of-time-for-a-lot-of-drugs.html

Overheard by: good, that leaves one hour for him to think of a response

Posted on June 16, 2019
Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships

…And I Drink Twelve Beers in Celebration

Drunk girl: Sometimes I think I'm an alcoholic, but then I watch Intervention and I realize I'm just a love machine.

Syracuse University, New York

Posted on June 6, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Maladies, New York, Sexuality, TV shows

Oh, Please– Victoria's Secret's Been Selling Those for Years.

Girl, about teacher: He kept bending over in front of my desk. And he was wearing these tie-dye boxers, and they were hanging out of his pants. Except it looked like a thong. Like, there was a thong line. So, yeah, he might have been wearing a thong.
Girl #2: Maybe it's like a weird, secret guy thing. The top looks like boxers but the rest is a thong.
Girl #1: Yeah.

High School
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on June 3, 2019
Girls, Gossip, Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Undies

Hey, If the Hippos in Fantasia Can Do It…

Aunt: Well yeah, we dance with the turkey before we put it in the oven.
Girl: What?!
Aunt: Well you know, to give it one last dance.
Girl: One last dance?! As if it danced before!

St.Louis, Missouri

Posted on June 1, 2019
Animals, Death & dying, Default, Family, Girls, Missouri, Weirdness, Women

Girls

Oh, Please– Victoria's Secret's Been Selling Those for Years.