Tall girl: Hurry up, I really have to pee.
Short girl in heels: Yeah, well, I'm about to hemorrhage through my skirt, so I win.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut
Tween #1, excitedly: Oh my god! Look, it's High School Musical stuff!
Tween #2: I hate High School Musical.
Tween #1: Oh, well… so do I!
Hickory Hollow Mall
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: i hate it too
Chick: Today sucks. I failed my math test and I smell like meat products.
Arizona
Frustrated waitress: There’s not enough Scotchguard in the world to help those sex cushions!
Rudyard’s
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Hales
Teen boy #1: Wow, she’s hot.
Teen boy #2: What? She’s, like, ten! You’re a pedophile!
Teen boy #1: I’m not a pedophile — I’m only sixteen! You can’t be a pedophile until you’re eighteen.
Teen boy #3: That’s right — I’m the only pedophile here.
Teen boy #4: I’m almost a pedophile…
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: mikee
Woman #1: Dammmnnn girl! This metro so damn crowded!
Woman #2: Shit yeah! Too many people here.
Woman #1: Don't worry, Obama gonna take care of that.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/metro-yes-we-can.html
Overheard by: Ian
Waiter: … Chicken nachos all on her butt cheeks!
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Nic
Dave Matthews Band groupie: Dude, the violinist totally screwed Dave up. He, like, totally blew his wad all over Dave’s song!
Starwood Amphitheater merchandise stand
Nashville, Tennessee
