Right After He Repairs My Cable Box

Woman #1: Dammmnnn girl! This metro so damn crowded!
Woman #2: Shit yeah! Too many people here.
Woman #1: Don't worry, Obama gonna take care of that.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/metro-yes-we-can.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on September 9, 2016
Gripes, Other sites, Politics, Public transportation, Weirdness, Women

Aaron’s Messy Handwriting Has Resulted in Many Botched Orders

Waiter: … Chicken nachos all on her butt cheeks!

Arlington, Virginia

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on July 25, 2016
Ass, Blue collar, Default, Food, Gripes, Restaurants, Virginia

He’s Got to Be More Careful with His Fingering!

Dave Matthews Band groupie: Dude, the violinist totally screwed Dave up. He, like, totally blew his wad all over Dave’s song!

Starwood Amphitheater merchandise stand
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 19, 2016
About celebrities, Gripes, Guys, Music, Tennessee

The Inevitable Evolution of Zack and Screech’s Relationship

College jock: Girls suck. I would so be your gay lover if it weren’t for the whole butt-sex thing.
Scrawny friend: Me too, man.

Davis, California

Posted on April 4, 2016
California, Default, Gripes, Guys, Jocks, Sex, Sexuality, Yeahhh, college!

We Challenge You to Come Up with a Better Description

Brunette hipster: Who’s Mario Batali?
Blonde hipster: You know, that red-haired chef that looks like he’d smell like ass.
Brunette hipster: Oh, okay. Yeah. Totally.

Toi
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 1, 2016
About celebrities, California, Default, Girls, Gripes, Hipsters, Questions

Or A-Rod’s Rod

Obnoxious 20-something chick: We went to a Yankees game and had the worst seats ever. We didn’t even see Derek Jeter’s ass! … Or anyone’s ass.

IHOP
Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on March 23, 2016
Ass, Chicks, Default, Etiquette, Gripes, Jerks, Leisure, Pop culture, Restaurants, Stupidity, Wisconsin

Cards Forgotten, She Now Licks Herself Like a Cat

Girl: So, my roommate’s mom still lets her use her credit card, which is crazy! I mean, we’re like 24, and I’ve had my own credit card since forever… But anyways, I guess my roommate had a huge bill last month, and her mom got all upset and called her and said, ‘Maybe you should soak the credit cards and put them in the freezer, so when you get the impulse to use them they’ll be frozen.’ So now we have, like, three credit cards in a tub in our freezer.

Brown Line El
Chicago, Illinois