How Was Your Mother's Day, Philadelphia?

Guys on bench to kid on phone: No, we're not gonna pee on you, we're just gonna give you a shower!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 2, 2015
Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Threats, Weirdness

Thanks to My Son, the Doctor

Large gentile man: I'm becoming a Jewish woman!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

So I No Longer Let My Children Have Co-Ed Slumber Parties

Laughing man: Yeah, a lot of kids were conceived that night, especially after they broke out the crotchless panties.

Watkins Glen, New York

Posted on June 1, 2015
Clothes, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Pregnancy, Sexuality

When I Have My Period, I Get a Mop

Chick: No, if I take a shit I get the dish soap.
Guy: [nods understandingly].

George Washington University
Washington, DC

Posted on May 31, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Washington, DC, Words

I Blame the Dora the Explorer Movies

Guy on cell: I would be walking, and suddenly the word “vaginas” with a massive smiley face beside would pop into my head, as if my brain was trying to tell me it's fun… like a children's book.

Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: Chad

Posted on December 8, 2014
Books, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Vagina, Words

To Be Fair, No One's First Job Interview Goes Well

Man in bathroom on cell: Hang on a sec, I am going someplace quieter. (a few seconds later) Damn, hang on. I just peed on my hand.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443767925/nobody-saw-that-coming.html

Overheard by: did they know you were in the bathroom? Ewww.

Posted on December 7, 2014
Default, Guys, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Weirdness

If I Don't, I'll Become a Grouch

Huge black guy to other (in fake British accent): Sir Oscar! Are you attempting to take a break?

LA Fitness
Tempe, Arizona

Posted on December 7, 2014
Arizona, Guys, Names, Questions

But Think of the Pay-Per-View Revenue!

Frisbee boy #1: This is what war should be: They should give everyone one Frisbees with razor blades on them and send them into battle.
Frisbee boy #2: You know, you’re not going to make a very good physicist if that’s your contribution to modern warfare.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/classes-done.html

Overheard by: charlie

Posted on December 7, 2014
Guys, Jobs & Careers, Overheard at Cornell

We'll Get You a Milk and an Epi Pen and Let's See What Unfolds

Five-year-old in cafeteria during kindergarten lunchtime: Mr. Greg, my mom didn't put juice in my lunch. Can I get a drink from the cafeteria?
Mr. Greg: Sure, I'll get you something. You want milk?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: Regular white milk or chocolate?
Five-year-old: Chocolate.
Mr. Greg: Okay. You're not allergic to chocolate, are you?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: You are? Oh, then I'll get you white milk. Are you allergic to white milk?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: Oh, then I'd better see if they have juice.
(Mr. Greg goes into the kitchen and comes back with orange juice)
Mr. Greg: Here's some orange juice. You're not allergic to orange juice, are you?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: Do you know what “allergic” means?
Five-year-old: No.

Elementary School
Los Angeles, California

Posted on December 6, 2014
California, Default, Food, Guys, Kids, Language barrier, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Seems Rather a Moat Point

Middle aged man on phone: Maraud my castle?

Bath
England

Overheard by: Clara Lee

Posted on December 6, 2014
England, Guys, On the phone, Questions, Violence